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   Agent Smith to JennP.   
   Re: Paris Hilton has a miscarriage in 20   
   26 Jan 07 14:47:53   
   
   XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "JennP."  wrote in   
   news:fpydnYYDA9lvmifYnZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@comcast.com:   
      
   >   
   > "Agent Smith"  wrote in   
   > message news:Xns98C43DD6F1A63agentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.33.102...   
   >   
   >> We can all see that was an abortion, not a miscarriage, right?   
   >> Thirty- somethings misscarry from endometriosis, not promiscuous   
   >> teens without the brains to figure out something so annoyingly   
   >> complex as birth control.   
   >   
   > My first guess is that it was an abortion also since a D&C procedure   
   > used in a miscarriage is the same procedure used in an abortion. Easy   
   > enough to cover on paperwork. Was she with Nick Carter in March '03?   
   > Well, not that that really means anything anyway.   
      
   What's so amazing is that she kept all the evidence lying around, like a   
   giant scrapbook.  She sounds like a pack rat for objects the involve her   
   personal sins, and she also sounds completely disorganized.   
      
   Except for the diary, all that stuff should have either been destroyed, or   
   organized into a couple of boxes that she could store in her garage or   
   attic at home, to get water damaged and destroyed by time.  If it ever sees   
   print, that diary will be a runaway best seller, but it seems obvious that   
   she'll sue to keep it off the market.  That'll probably drag out for five   
   or ten years, like Cameron Diaz's lawsuit to suppress her B&D film.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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