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   Agent Smith to FragileWarrior   
   Re: Paris Hilton has a miscarriage in 20   
   26 Jan 07 18:16:19   
   
   XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   FragileWarrior  wrote in   
   news:epdg1e$6i$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:   
      
   > "JennP."  wrote in   
   > news:evydnelntqZ0oifYnZ2dnUVZ_vOlnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >   
   >>   
   >> "FragileWarrior"  wrote in message   
   >> news:epd58h$1io$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...   
   >>   
   >>> Even mistake pregnancies can end in a miscarriage.  Especially ones   
   >>> where the "mother" (dear God) is a drug-addicted, heavy drinking,   
   >>> town bicycle.   
   >>   
   >> Of course they can. I was just commenting that an abortion came to   
   >> mind. I agree with Agent though, it is a lot of odd stuff to be   
   >> saving.   
   >   
   > Did you ever see what the Jacksons lost in their storage shed?   
   > Dildos, bleaching cream, shit-stained undies, gold records, love   
   > notes, notices of foreclosure on property -- all sorts of stuff that   
   > made you shake your head and go, "What in the name of God where they   
   > thinking sending THAT to storage?"   
      
   When was that?  Three of those five items can be incinerated, one can be   
   flushed, one can be cut up and one can be sold.  Why don't these people   
   clean up their messes after they make them?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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