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   Agent Smith to FragileWarrior   
   Re: Paris Hilton has a miscarriage in 20   
   26 Jan 07 18:44:27   
   
   XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   FragileWarrior  wrote in news:epdh2l$6i   
   $7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:   
      
   > Agent Smith  wrote in   
   > news:Xns98C486619CE58agentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.17.102:   
   >   
   >> "JennP."  wrote in   
   >> news:evydnelntqZ0oifYnZ2dnUVZ_vOlnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>   
   >>> "FragileWarrior"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:epd58h$1io$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...   
   >>>   
   >>>> Even mistake pregnancies can end in a miscarriage.  Especially ones   
   >>>> where the "mother" (dear God) is a drug-addicted, heavy drinking,   
   >>>> town bicycle.   
   >>>   
   >>> Of course they can. I was just commenting that an abortion came to   
   >>> mind. I agree with Agent though, it is a lot of odd stuff to be   
   >>> saving.   
   >>   
   >> I was right, and there's a third article that says she's a pack rat.   
   >> My dad was one too, and I have a some of it, but not as much as him.   
   >> Whenever you hear about old people living in houses filled with   
   >> garbage, populated by rats, it's a similar effect, taken to the   
   >> extreme of mental illness.   
   >>   
   >> Under the surface, she knows she's a pack rat, which is why she didn't   
   >> care to pay the bill, because it's all junk to her anyway.  She'd have   
   >> done better to pay the bill and throw the stuff into a dumpster.  As   
   >> usual, she didn't think ahead, but just thought that if she ignored   
   >> it, someone else would junk it.  But she got a surprise, didn't she?   
   >   
   > Do you honestly think she *cares*?   
      
   Not back then, she didn't, but she sure does now, because the fat's in the   
   fire, and her diaries, nude photos and sex videos are now being broadcast   
   on a porno web site.  She can't even slapp them with a cease and desist   
   order, because she legally signed away the title to her "content."  She   
   cares as much as all the rock stars who have had tunes bootlegged from them   
   over the years, because they're stealing pieces of her.   
      
   If I had money, it would be worth $39.95 per hour to try to crack their   
   copy protections and steal everything, not to hurt Paris, whom I see as a   
   sex kitten, but to hurt the porn merchants.  Of course, Paris would suffer   
   cruelly if I did it, and she'd care even more than she does now, so it's a   
   good thing I'm trying to make an honest living.  :]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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