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   J.D. Baldwin to aa@hot.net   
   Re: ANNA NICOLE SMITH CHOKED ON HER OWN    
   09 Feb 07 16:39:17   
   
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   In the previous article, A  wrote:   
   > > When are they going to find the ham sandwich?   
   >   
   >         Are you gonna start that disproved urban legend again?   
   >         <'Mama' Cass Eliot * never ate a sandwich--much less a ham   
   > one since she was Jewish>   
      
   There was a sandwich found by her bed, which helped lead the medical   
   examiner to his initial conclusion of asphyxia.  I wasn't there, but   
   he said it was a ham sandwich, and that's good enough for me.   
      
   I ate breakfast with my oldest Jewish friend last year (now a Navy   
   captain and soon, I am sure, to be an admiral).  He had the biggest   
   slab of ham I've seen a human eat in some time.  His wife (also   
   Jewish, almost stereotypically so) had a smaller version of the same.   
   Not every Jew keeps kosher.   
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