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   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "Patting Wig"  wrote in   
   news:1175299465.276905.145510@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > On Mar 30, 9:38 am, Agent Smith  left.com> wrote:   
      
   >> You are probably one of the most fascinating people I've met since I   
   >> started posting here.   
   >   
   > More fascinating than Mariska Hargitay ?   
      
   I don't care for her, because she sets off my gaydar.  :(   
      
   >> I'm sure you're exactly right that your   
   >> hypothalamus is wired up to respond hyperactively to the suit, and   
   >> this is a brand new complex that is probably about as rare as   
   >> anything can be.  I doubt that it's an exaggeration to say that   
   >> you're one-in-a-million.  Perhaps it's more of a fetish than a   
   >> complex.   
   >   
   > Maybe.   
      
   I'm fascinated by people's fetishes, just like my dad was.   
      
   >> If I had $250 in my budget this month, I'd run right out and buy a   
   >> black suit and send you a photograph of myself in it.  Unfortunately,   
   >> suits aren't my style, so I wouldn't get any other use out of it than   
   >> modeling it for your pleasure.  When I play dress up, I'm a slacks   
   >> and suspenders boy, which is kind of a stockbroker look.  Am I safe   
   >> in assuming that you don't find men quite so stimulating without the   
   >> a jacket that matches the slacks?   
   >   
   > Skipping the jacket is okay, but, sorry, suspenders ruin the whole   
   > look.   
      
   Really.  You realize that, with a nice suit, suspenders are *more*   
   upscale than a belt.  Of course, at Toyota, they wear suspenders and a   
   belt, ha ha.  :o)   
      
   >> And might I inquire about where you prowl for your romantic prey?   
   >   
   > The Clear Lounge on Ventura Blvd. in Studio City, CA.   
      
   Do you work in film?  ?:|   
      
   >> It isn't really hard to find men in suits, and if your only   
   >> requirements are that and a lack of rage, you shouldn't have any   
   >> trouble getting laid.   
   >   
   > Another factor is how I look.  I fix my face and put on a dress.   
      
   Of course what I said is only true if you bait your fishing hook.  You   
   can't snare a Bruce without pink lipstick and a dress.  ;)~   
      
   > I don't like skimpy dresses because Studio City almost always gets   
   > cold late at night, even in July and August.   
      
   I've always thought that cold was just one of those things that women   
   had to tolerate, to entice a man.  You can't reel 'em in unless you're   
   outfit is so skimpy that you're practically naked.  Bikinis and cocktail   
   dresses are dude magnets, so if you're hunting for love, you'd best   
   bring your blow drier, to warm yourself, at intervals.  ?:)   
      
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