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   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "Patting Wig"  wrote in   
   news:1175320499.432488.47760@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > On Mar 30, 5:10 pm, Agent Smith  left.com> wrote:   
   >> "Patting Wig"  wrote   
   >> innews:1175299465.276905.145510@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com:   
   >>   
   >> > On Mar 30, 9:38 am, Agent Smith > > left.com> wrote:   
   >> >> You are probably one of the most fascinating people I've met since   
   >> >> I started posting here.   
   >>   
   >> > More fascinating than Mariska Hargitay ?   
   >>   
   >> I don't care for her, because she sets off my gaydar.  :(   
      
   I don't think she's gay, but merely a butch hetero, who are all over the   
   place, these days.  Surely you've noticed that women all dress like men.   
   I don't understand how men can put up with it, because damn near every   
   chick that crosses my path is dressed to set off my gaydar.  The only   
   difference between men's and women's business suits are the collar, the   
   neckline and the tie.  IMO, that's not enough to point up the   
   differences.  America needs to bring back the business power skirt.   
      
   >> > Skipping the jacket is okay, but, sorry, suspenders ruin the whole   
   >> > look.   
   >>   
   >> Really.  You realize that, with a nice suit, suspenders are *more*   
   >> upscale than a belt.  Of course, at Toyota, they wear suspenders and   
   >> a belt, ha ha.  :o)   
   >   
   > Sorry, I just don't like them.   
      
   To each her own.   
      
   >> >> And might I inquire about where you prowl for your romantic prey?   
   >>   
   >> > The Clear Lounge on Ventura Blvd. in Studio City, CA.   
   >>   
   >> Do you work in film?  ?:|   
   >   
   > No.  I have lived in Los Angeles for three years, but the only   
   > connection I can make is the head of the Milano International Film   
   > Festival.  When he isn't in Italy working on the festival, he's in the   
   > house he shares with his girlfriend near the Magic Castle.   Right now   
   > he's in Italy, she's here staying in the house and working at a PR   
   > firm.   
      
   I suppose that if you asked him for a job, you'd wind up as a gopher.   
   What do you do?   
      
   >> I've always thought that cold was just one of those things that women   
   >> had to tolerate, to entice a man.  You can't reel 'em in unless   
   >> you're outfit is so skimpy that you're practically naked.  Bikinis   
   >> and cocktail dresses are dude magnets, so if you're hunting for love,   
   >> you'd best bring your blow drier, to warm yourself, at intervals.   
   >> ?:)   
   >   
   > I need to try that.  Clear Lounge better have an AC outlet near a   
   > table.   
      
   I'm sure it'll work, but I'm sure it'll also be a major hassle.  It may   
   furthermore be impractical trying to heat up your entire body with a   
   tiny hair dryer.  But give it a shot and see what happens, because we   
   may learn something.   
      
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