XPost: alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com   
      
   "Patting Wig"  wrote in   
   news:1175329172.008071.286200@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > On Mar 30, 11:39 pm, Agent Smith  left.com> wrote:   
   >> "Patting Wig"  wrote   
   >> innews:1175320499.432488.47760@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com:   
      
   >> > No.  I have lived in Los Angeles for three years, but the only   
   >> > connection I can make is the head of the Milano International Film   
   >> > Festival.  When he isn't in Italy working on the festival, he's in   
   >> > the house he shares with his girlfriend near the Magic Castle.   
   >> > Right now he's in Italy, she's here staying in the house and   
   >> > working at a PR firm.   
   >>   
   >> I suppose that if you asked him for a job, you'd wind up as a gopher.   
   >> What do you do?   
   >   
   > Promotional assistant for a home remodeling company headquartered on   
   > Oxnard Street near the 405.   
      
   Could you figure out how to be a promotional assistant for a mooee?   
      
   > The Milano festival guy can't possibly hire me because all his   
   > employees work in Italy, and I don't like extended stays outside the   
   > United States.   
      
   I see; that would be the disadvantage.  You'd have to move to Italy and   
   learn the language.  But the upside is that every fifth guy would pinch   
   your butt.  Besides, I thought that everybody wanted to lilve in Italy   
   or France.   
      
   > When he is in Los Angeles he mainly networks with   
   > filmmakers.  He doesn't need an assistant for that.   As for his   
   > girlfriend, she is employed by a PR firm.   She doesn't hire anyone.   
      
   Oh great.  She'll do everything in her power to drive away the   
   competition, too, and keep the door tightly locked in your face.   
   Doesn't Hollywood post jobs openly, like a normal town?  They must have   
   *huge* staffing needs and it's always hard to find good workers.   
      
   >> >> I've always thought that cold was just one of those things that   
   >> >> women had to tolerate, to entice a man.  You can't reel 'em in   
   >> >> unless you're outfit is so skimpy that you're practically naked.   
   >> >> Bikinis and cocktail dresses are dude magnets, so if you're   
   >> >> hunting for love, you'd best bring your blow drier, to warm   
   >> >> yourself, at intervals. ?:)   
   >>   
   >> > I need to try that.  Clear Lounge better have an AC outlet near a   
   >> > table.   
      
   Not at the table; you'll have to go to the bathroom, because you'll look   
   like a fool if you do it in front of everybody.  Unless it catches on,   
   that is...   
      
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