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   Victor Smootbank to All   
   Which celebrities will die in 2011?   
   31 Dec 10 20:19:47   
   
   XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: mean_priests@yahoo.com   
      
   In 2011, many celebrities will die of old age, be killed by terrorists or be   
   eaten by cannibals.   
      
   Which famous persons will die in 2011?   
      
   My guess :   
      
   Lady Gaga - Stabbed with her own penis   
   Katy Perry - Killed and eaten by a cannibal   
   Elton John - Penis-explosion in his rectum   
   The Pope - Killed by Al Qaeda   
   Adolf Hitler will finally die of old age   
   Barack Obama will be assassinated by his Al Qaeda friends   
   Christina Aguilera will be raped and eaten by animals   
      
   What do you think?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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