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   David Dalton to David Dalton   
   Re: Eight Sexual Harmonics theory, updat   
   21 Aug 22 03:56:48   
   
   XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, rec.arts.movies.people   
   XPost: soc.men, soc.women   
   From: dalton.nfld@gmail.com   
      
   In article   
   ,   
    David Dalton  wrote:   
      
   > Such old locks that had lasted at least 1.5 years have   
   > recently been dissolved, leaving e.g. Jack Nicholson,   
   > Chris Isaak, Jim Carrey, Josh Groban available to bifs   
   > who are attracted to them (but they would lock with   
   > the first bif they have sex with).   
      
   But note that there has been a split of homo sapiens globally   
   into 55 equal species, so the bif would have to be in the   
   same species as the guy.   
      
   On a previous thread I said that four bifs over 60 compatible   
   with Jack Nicholson are Bernadette Peters, Sharon Stone,   
   Tina Turner, and Michelle Pfeiffer (now that her sexual   
   shielding spell has been adjusted).  Those four are also   
   compatible with Bob Dylan.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   ³And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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