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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight   
   (the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).   
      
   Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she   
   is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,   
   in female physical form).   
      
   If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,   
   and if she would like to transition to male form if there   
   was an effective method, she will become two-spirit   
   bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals   
   cycle between male and female physical form. If   
   she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT   
   and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species   
   after evolution. In either case she will gain about   
   200 years in lifespan.   
      
   Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,   
   Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),   
   Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,   
   Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)