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   David Dalton to All   
   Bezos wedding   
   02 Jul 25 03:06:21   
   
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   XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.business   
   XPost: alt.business.import-export, alt.business.international   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   From my matchmaking ability I have determined that   
   Jeff Bezos is straight-type-1-M and Lauren Sanchez is lesbian,   
   so he has one-way attraction to her and she is faking it.   
      
   However if my workings ever take effect, possibly as   
   early as the evening of July 2, she will become   
   straight-type-1-F and they will then be optimally sexually   
   compatible and locked for life, but she will have to admit   
   that she was previously lesbian.   
      
   Jeff's former spouse MacKenzie Scott is lesbian and   
   optimally compatible with her spouse Dan Jewett,   
   who is bifT.   
      
   So probably MacKenzie chose to leave Jeff for Dan.   
      
   But hopefully Lauren and MacKenzie are/were not gold-diggers,   
   which some targeting lesbians, i.e. lesbians (women   
   attracted just to women) who have sex with men, are,   
   though some are guided by their religious beliefs.   
      
   I’m surprised that the relationship between Jeff and Lauren   
   has not yet led to ill-health effects for Jeff due to the   
   “black widow” effect.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "This could be the final breath; This is life and death;   
   This is hard rock and water; Out here between wind and flame;   
   Between tears and elation; Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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