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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2DD9BC18000879237000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   > (in article<0001HW.2DD9B92D0007CAB27000018E038F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
   >   
   > > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   > > (in article<0001HW.2DD9A42F0002DFBD7000018E038F@news.eternal   
   september.org>)   
   > > :   
   > >   
   > > > Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight   
   > > > (the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).   
   > > >   
   > > > Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she   
   > > > is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,   
   > > > in female physical form).   
   > > >   
   > > > If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,   
   > > > and if she would like to transition to male form if there   
   > > > was an effective method, she will become two-spirit   
   > > > bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals   
   > > > cycle between male and female physical form. If   
   > > > she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT   
   > > > and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species   
   > > > after evolution. In either case she will gain about   
   > > > 200 years in lifespan.   
   > > >   
   > > > Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,   
   > > > Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),   
   > > > Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,   
   > > > Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.   
   > >   
   > > And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined   
   > > that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special   
   > > abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except   
   > > for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer   
   > > special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer.   
   > > Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking   
   > > special ability. One other individual with healer special ability   
   > > is Anglican minister Summer Gross.   
   >   
   > But note that healer special ability works only on humans,   
   > cetaceans, and non-human simians. Those with animal   
   > husbandry special ability, such as Eckhart Tolle, can   
   > heal other animals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians,   
   > again by willing, not by prayer. Those with green thumb   
   > special ability, such as Josh Shapiro, can heal plants.   
   > Those with the new aquaculture special ability, such as   
   > Mi’sel Joe and India Sood, can heal fish, including coral.   
      
   No, my last attempt at instigating a global new age failed   
   again, but I began trying again at 2258 UTC May 19, 2025.   
   So for now SJ is still bimT and has no special abilities,   
   and MJ and IS have no special abilities, but SG does   
   have healer special ability, ET does have animal husbandry   
   ability, and JS does have green thumb ability. And   
   hopefully within the next several hours SJ will become   
   two-spirit bif/bimT Hain and gain healer special ability.   
   However this has been a Sisyphean endeavour, and   
   I don’t know if Sisyphus ever got over the top.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)