XPost: comp.mobile.android   
   From: arlenholder@nospam.net   
      
   On 28 Jul 2018 01:29:25 GMT, nospam wrote:   
      
   > plenty of people have already done so, including google.   
      
   What's amazing about you nospam, is that you are *never* purposefully   
   helpful; but, since you "just guess", once out of about 20 times you   
   actually guess right.   
      
   I'm sure hello-world *code* exists, by the way, but what I'd write may or   
   may not exist (it likely does - but I haven't googled yet) which is it   
   would start a user from the phone in their hand, to the hello-world   
   working.   
      
   That means the tutorial would cover *everything* needed, and not be like   
   that hilarious Jolly Roger video he just posted, which skips so many steps   
   that Ant can't comprehend what it's missing.   
      
   NOTE: You or I can comprehend that Jolly Roger's video skipped as many   
   steps as it showed - but people like Ant can't - since they're noobs. The   
   point of my tutorials is always to explain every step.   
      
   I do realize that you, nospam, have repeatedly been incapable of   
   comprehending any fact if it contains multiple steps so for you a   
   clutch-replacement tutorial would be:   
   a. Lift vehicle   
   b. Remove & replace clutch   
   c. Lower vehicle   
      
   But for me, the tutorial would be like this one I haven't finished yet.   
      
      
   The part about you, nopsam, that proves you lack adult comprehensive   
   skills, is that you consider your 3-step sequence a "better" more efficient   
   method of removing the clutch than mine, which lists every step that you   
   must take, including every bolt.   
      
   The fact both you and Jolly Roger repeatedly say that, and, the fact you   
   just said that yesterday, proves to me that you exhibit the comprehensive   
   skills of a child.   
      
      
   > user error.   
      
   Yet again, nospam, you "just guess" and you "just guess wrong".   
   Every unhelpful post from you contains one or more of the following:   
   ===========================================================================   
   . You brazenly & repeatedly fabricate wholly imaginary app functionality   
   . You then exclaim that it's been told to us many times how to do it!   
   ...   
   . You almost never back up statements with actual referenced facts   
   . You incessantly play childish semantic games when faced with those facts   
   ...   
   . You consistently fabricate quoted content that never happened   
   . Then you wittily respond to that imaginary quoted content as if it did!   
   ...   
   . You're never purposefully helpful by helping the OP answer the question   
   . You post worthless retorts, all of which lack any added technical value   
   ...   
   . You consistently blame Android for most of Apple's app & hardware faults   
   . You consistently find the absolute worst price:performance comparisons   
   ...   
   . You actually believe that a well-documented process is too complex!   
   . You literally believe elapsed time is proof of actual resolution time.   
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   > if you can't figure out how to use existing camera apps (and there are   
   > a lot of them), you certainly won't be able to figure out how to write   
   > one.   
      
   Notice that you prove me correct in every single post.   
      
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