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   Message 19,608 of 20,339   
   Arlen Holder to Alan Baker   
   Re: Video shows new design flaws in the    
   30 Sep 18 15:37:28   
   
   XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.sys.mac.system   
   From: arlenholder@no.spam.net   
      
   On Sun, 30 Sep 2018 08:22:41 -0700, Alan Baker wrote:   
      
   > That's not a fact.   
      
   Just because your belief system has no room for facts, doesn't make facts,   
   not facts.   
      
   > I've explained this before. You are making an assertion, not stating a fact.   
   Hehhehheh...   
      
   Since you exhibit the comprehension of a child, Alan Baker, there's   
   _nothing_ you could ever say, that I don't instantly comprehend.   
      
   It's _easy_ to comprehend the logic of a child like you, Alan Baker.   
      
   The problem is that you don't comprehend the logic of an adult.   
      
   >> Otherwise, they'd charge when they're supposed to.   
   >   
   > No. There could also be an issue with the OS.   
      
   Why doesn't this charging fiasco occur with the iPhone X?   
      
   >> The clear fact is, as usual, Apple never tested them in the real world.   
   >   
   > That is both an assertion and one that is obviously incorrect.   
      
   Again, you exhibit the comprehension of a child, Alan Baker.   
      
   Do you have any idea what 75% to 83% of tested devices indicates?   
      
   None?   
   Really?   
      
   You really have no comprehension of such huge percentages?   
      
   >>   
   >> Here's a quote from the video:   
   >>   "The ability to recharge your phone confidently ... that's like step 1"   
   >   
   > The "..." is interesting. What else was said between "confidently" and   
   > "that's like step 1"?   
      
   OMG.   
   Are you _really_ that stupid, Alan Baker?   
      
   It's unfathomably _anyone_ is as stupid as you prove to be, Alan Baker.   
   You don't even comprehend that simple sentence above?   
   Really?   
      
   You think something critical is missing, Alan Baker?   
   Really?   
   You're _that_ stupid, Alan Baker?   
   Jesus.   
      
   You don't even _listen_ to the video, Alan Baker?   
   If you listened, then you missed what was cut out?   
      
   You know what was cut out, Alan Baker (you idiot moron).   
    "I mean".   
   Yes.   
    "I mean".   
      
   Jesus, Alan Baker.   
   You Apple Apologists are the _dumbest_ freaking morons on the planet!   
      
   Only two possibilities exist, Alan Baker:   
   a. You're really _that_ stupid, or,   
   b. You're just playing silly games.   
      
   HINT: It would take you all of a few seconds to *listen* to the quote.   
   Your mind is so childish, that you can't even research 10 seconds!   
       
      
   "The ability to recharge your phone confidently, _I mean_ that's like step 1"   
      
   >   
   >>   
   >> *Yet again, proof that Apple never tests their products in the real world.*   
   >>   
   >   
   > No. It is not proof of that.   
      
   Alan Baker,   
   You prove you possess the mind of a child, Alan Baker.   
   You "question" a quote, where the only thing removed was "I mean".   
      
   You're literally _that_ stupid that you can't figure out that removing   
   "I mean" is not nefarious.   
      
   Jesus.   
   *You prove you're the dumbest of the dumbest of the dumb, Alan Baker*   
      
   I don't have to prove this - you proved it yourself.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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