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|    Alan Baker to Arlen Holder    |
|    Re: Damn good shor summary of Apple iPho    |
|    28 Sep 19 23:01:39    |
      XPost: misc.phone.mobile.iphone, comp.mobile.ipad, comp.sys.mac.system       From: nunya@ness.biz              On 2019-09-28 10:45 p.m., Arlen Holder wrote:       > On Sat, 28 Sep 2019 20:53:47 -0700, Alan Baker wrote:       >       >> Which don't include the new iPhones...       >       > Hi Alan Baker,       >       > I'm going to try to discuss that fact with you Alan Baker       > o As if you own the most basic of comprehensive skills of an adult. OK?       >       > Did anyone even once say the latest phones were in the DXOMark review?       > o HINT: It takes time, expertise, & lots of test equipment for those tests.       >       > As a news article, TheVerge is fine, as magazines go, but I'm not sure you       > noticed that TheVerge did not do a comprehensive test review comparing the       > camera quality of output to all the major smartphones (at least fifty of       > them, Alan Baker - maybe over a hundred - are tested at DXOMark - all       > tested consistently - apples to apples - for the same things using the same       > equipment and requiring expertise that TheVerge likely just doesn't have).              I see.              So basically when they say something GOOD about an iPhone: you ignore it.              >       > Assuming you own an adult mind, not only did TheVerge NOT do a       > comprehensive review comparing to the top 50 to 100 smartphones, but       > TheVerge doesn't normally DO comprehensive reviews comparing the top 50 to       > 100 smartphones against the same metrics for each phone.              What they DID do is give their overall opinion of the new iPhones...              ...and it was very positive.              Rated them 9/10.              >       > It's sad, but I don't think yet another adult observation is in your grasp,       > which is that historically, the most horifficially expensive Apple iPhones       > fare in the BOTTOM of the top ten (at best), on average, as they do now,       > where, momentarily, at release, the most astronomically expensive iPhone       > model temporarily holds a place in the top five, historically.       >       > I realize these adult observations require you to own an adult level of       > comprehension, where I hope that you can strive to comprehend the adult       > concepts I just outlined for you - since they're OBVIOUS to all adults.       >       > In short, it's clear that you are NOT AWARE that iPhones are HISTORICALLY       > in the bottom of the top ten in camera QOR in comprehensive       > apples-to-apples tests of the top fifty or so mobile phones.              They're at the bottom when you cherry-pick the timing, you mean.              And where you arbitrarily decide that being at the bottom of the top ten       is somehow relevant.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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