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   From: NOT-SURE@idiocracy.gov   
      
   On 9/16/22 11:37 AM, B Hasselback wrote:   
   > On Friday, September 16, 2022 at 10:32:28 AM UTC-5, BeamMeUpScotty wrote:   
   >> On 9/16/22 4:07 AM, zinn wrote:   
   >>> Finally, a happy story for once. Outbursts of irrepressible joy erupted   
   >>> throughout the exclusive island community of Martha's Vineyard,   
   >>> Massachusetts, last night. For hundreds of years, Martha's Vineyard has   
   >>> suffered from the soul crushing effects of its own Whiteness. Island   
   >>> residents understood there was only one cure. They badly needed diversity.   
   >>> In fact, they often said so, but despite their very best efforts over many   
   >>> years, diversity never came to Martha's Vineyard. It was tragic.   
   >>>   
   >>> Imagine an 18th century British frigate adrift on the high seas with no   
   >>> lines, sailors slowly going mad, convulsing, dying, excruciating deaths   
   >>> from scurvy. That was Martha's Vineyard, except it wasn't lime juice they   
   >>> lacked. They had plenty of that because you can't make a gin and tonic   
   >>> without it. What Martha's Vineyard lacked was diversity, which is to say   
   >>> strength. Martha's Vineyard was a very weak place. As of yesterday   
   >>> morning, that island was 89% White, monochromatic and utterly homogenous.   
   >>> Nearly everybody there was a rich Democrat. 80% voted for Joe Biden. The   
   >>> median home price was over $1,000,000. And then in a single blessed   
   >>> moment, everything changed. Relief arrived for an unlikely source.   
   >>>   
   >>> Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida, having made his own state a paradise,   
   >>> decided to help other states desperately in need. So yesterday, the center   
   >>> sent 50 illegal aliens, most of them from Venezuela, to the Martha's   
   >>> Vineyard Airport. They traveled from San Antonio to the Florida Panhandle   
   >>> and filing to their new home on Martha's Vineyard. CBS Boston reports that   
   >>> after landing, the group wandered about three and a half miles from the   
   >>> airport into town, thereby instantly improving it. You can imagine the   
   >>> unrestrained jubilation on Martha's Vineyard tonight, long-suffering   
   >>> islanders finally rescued from their own oppressive Whiteness. In fact,   
   >>> let's go there now to check in on the celebrations.   
   >>>   
   >>> Well, that's not expected. Obviously, there has been a mistake. No, our   
   >>> producers are telling us there are no technical problems. That is, in   
   >>> fact, a live shot from Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, right now, but   
   >>> where were the weeping, joyful crowds? Where was the champagne and the   
   >>> ticker tape? We expected Times Square and V-J Day. What we got was a   
   >>> cemetery at midnight. What? But maybe it's not so confusing. Maybe things   
   >>> aren't as they seem. Our first clue is Barack Obama. Barack Obama is a   
   >>> part-time resident of Martha's Vineyard. Obama is also, of course, as you   
   >>> know, the country's greatest proponent of diversity. For years, Obama   
   >>> earnestly told us that immigrants were better than Americans. They were   
   >>> holy. They make our country strong.   
   >>>   
   >>> BARACK OBAMA: America is—and always has been—a nation of immigrants.   
   >>> Throughout our history, immigrants have come to our shores in wave after   
   >>> wave from every corner of the globe. Every one of us, unless we're Native   
   >>> American, has an ancestor who was born somewhere else. That's what makes   
   >>> America special. That's what makes a strong. The basic idea of welcoming   
   >>> immigrants to our shores is central to our way of life. It is in our DNA.   
   >>>   
   >>> So, that was basically the whole presidency right there for eight years.   
   >>> Obama hectoring us about diversity, but he didn't just talk about it. He   
   >>> spent his two years in office making certain that places like Des Moines,   
   >>> Iowa and Portland, Maine became much less White than they previously had   
   >>> been because, as he so often told us, Whiteness is bad. It's a disease.   
   >>> So, we recall being a little confused when we read that Barack Obama had   
   >>> spent $12 million to buy an eight-bathroom oceanfront property on Martha's   
   >>> Vineyard, which is one of the Whitest places on Earth. Really, Martha's   
   >>> Vineyard? Why not Baltimore or Gary, Indiana? Is there really no real   
   >>> estate left in Detroit for the Obama family compound? There's got to be.   
   >>> What's going on here? We didn't know.   
   >>>   
   >>> And then in 2019, Michelle Obama explained it to us. Listen to this.   
   >>>   
   >>> MICHELLE OBAMA: We grew up in the period, as I write, called "White   
   >>> flight." That is families like ours, upstanding families like ours, you   
   >>> know, who were doing everything we were supposed to do and better, as we   
   >>> moved in, White folks moved out because they were afraid of what our   
   >>> families represented, and I always stop there when I talk about this out   
   >>> in the world, because, you know, I want to remind White folks that y'all   
   >>> were running from us. And you're still running because we're no different   
   >>> than the immigrant families that are moving in, the families in Pilsen,   
   >>> the families that are coming from other places to try to do better and so,   
   >>> yeah, I feel a sense of injustice.   
   >>>   
   >>> BIPARTISAN COALITION OF STATE AGS URGE BIDEN TO DECLARE FENTANYL A WMD AS   
   >>> OPIOID CRISIS RAGES   
   >>>   
   >>> So, there she was, reminding White folks who badly needed reminding that   
   >>> the Obamas are "no different from the immigrant families moving in"   
   >>> because White people hate them, too. They're still running, as she just   
   >>> said. So that explained it to us. The Obamas were, in fact, despised   
   >>> immigrants. So, when they moved to a $12 million seaside compound on   
   >>> Martha's Vineyard, the point is not to live in luxury with other rich   
   >>> people. No, obviously. The point is to diversify Martha's Vineyard, to   
   >>> strike a blow for justice. That makes sense to us and we felt better.   
   >>>   
   >>> But then last night happened and we started to rethink our assumptions   
   >>> about the Obamas, about a lot of things, because a planeload of highly   
   >>> diverse immigrants arrived on Martha's Vineyard to join the Obamas, but   
   >>> the Obamas didn't welcome them. There was not a word from Barack or   
      
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