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   127.0.0.1 says...   
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   > On Thu, 15 Jan 2026 15:38:07 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; Skeeter Skeeter Fake   
   > News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter   
   > " determined that the following was of great   
   > importance to Skeeter  and subsequently decided to   
   > freely share it with us in   
   > :   
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   >   
   > Is that why -you- can't have a gun, Skeeter?   
      
   I have 2 and a rifle.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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