XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack   
   From: snipeco.2@gmail.com   
      
   Doc Hammerslack  wrote:   
      
   > snipeco.2@gmail.com (Gordon Granite) wrote:   
   > > Doc Hammerslack  wrote:   
   > > > snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:   
   > >   
   > > [...]   
   > >   
   > > > > My pet rock Gordon is ungendered.   
   > > > >   
   > > >   
   > > > How can you tell?   
   > > >   
   > >   
   > > We just know without looking.   
   > >   
   >   
   > Well, I don't _want_ to look at this going on,   
   > because it shurs-hell sounds like groping...somehow...   
   >   
   > Or is it the smell?  Did you have to sniff your   
   > rock to figure out their gender, or lack thereof?   
   >   
   > Or did you want to say something about...oh, this   
   > is awkward...how do I put this?   
   >   
   > That a rock speaks to you, and you think it's a good   
   > idea to _believe_ what he tells you?   
   >   
   > "And remember this is for posterity..."   
   >   
   > Remember, that sumb*tch _says_ their from the Paleozoic,   
   > but who's to say?  That kind of claim should probably   
   > be tested, "extraordinary evidence" and all that, amirite?   
   >   
      
   It's a little rude to be talking about Gordon in the third person   
   when he's just taken the trouble to address you directly, isn't it?   
      
   --   
   ^Ï^.    Sn!pe, itinerant wading bird.   
      
   My pet rock Gordon is not miffed at all, oh no, perish the thought.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)