XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack   
   From: snipeco.2@gmail.com   
      
   Doc Hammerslack  wrote:   
      
   > At Fri, 16 Jan 2026 18:30:46 +0000, snipeco.2@gmail.com (Gordon   
   > Granite) wrote:   
   >   
   > > Doc Hammerslack  wrote:   
   > >   
   > > > At Fri, 16 Jan 2026 15:16:40 +0000, snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)   
   > > > wrote:   
   > > >   
   > > > > Doc Hammerslack  wrote:   
   > > > >   
   > > > > > snipeco.2@gmail.com (Gordon Granite) wrote:   
   > > > > > > Doc Hammerslack  wrote:   
   > > > > > > > snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > [...]   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > My pet rock Gordon is ungendered.   
   > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > How can you tell?   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > We just know without looking.   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Well, I don't _want_ to look at this going on,   
   > > > > > because it shurs-hell sounds like groping...somehow...   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Or is it the smell?  Did you have to sniff your   
   > > > > > rock to figure out their gender, or lack thereof?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Or did you want to say something about...oh, this   
   > > > > > is awkward...how do I put this?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > That a rock speaks to you, and you think it's a good   
   > > > > > idea to _believe_ what he tells you?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > "And remember this is for posterity..."   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Remember, that sumb*tch _says_ their from the Paleozoic,   
   > > > > > but who's to say?  That kind of claim should probably   
   > > > > > be tested, "extraordinary evidence" and all that, amirite?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > >   
   > > > > It's a little rude to be talking about Gordon in the third person   
   > > > > when he's just taken the trouble to address you directly, isn't   
   > > > > it?   
   > > > >   
   > > >   
   > > > Yes, I guess it was.   
   > > >   
   > > > My apologies Gordon. Is it true that Sn!pe has you imprisoned   
   > > > in zher gizzard?  Blink twice if you understand me.   
   > > >   
   > >   
   > > You should observe Sn!pe's choice of pronoun as detailed in his   
   > > header:   
   > >   
   > > X-Neo-Pronouns: xy/xym/xyz  (pronounced: he/him/his)   
   > >   
   >   
   > My apologies, Gordon and Sn!pe.   
   >   
   > So Gordon...is it true that Sn!pe has you imprisoned   
   > in xyz gizzard?  Blink twice if you understand me.   
   >   
      
   Yes, I understand.  [blink-blink]   
   No, it is not true; I am not imprisoned.   
      
   --   
   Gordon Granite, Rock of Ages.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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