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   From: banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk   
      
   In article , FACE  writes   
      
   >On Mon, 3 Jul 2006 22:49:54 +0100, in uk.current-events.terrorism banana   
   >, in glistered weave writ large for   
   >all to see:   
   >   
   >Excuse me Mr. Banana, but I was wondering if we could count on you going   
   >away soon and taking some of the other conspiracy nuts with you. We would be   
   >much obliged and promise to think kindly of you if you do.   
   >   
   >(Yes, as a matter of fact I *do* have a frog in my pocket.)   
   >   
   >FACE   
   >   
   >*****   
   >   
   >FACEs Paradigm   
   >Any usenet post crossposted to more than one disparate group reflects, by   
   >that measure alone, a diminishing value of the original post increasing   
   >inversely proportional by the number of groups crossposted to, such that any   
   >crosspost to 5 or more groups has reached a critical dilution and is of no   
   >interest to anyone.   
      
   Wow, er, cool.   
      
   You're trying to say 'stuff crossposted to several newsgroups isn't   
   interesting to anyone', in what you think is impressive language. The   
   phrase 'flat on your face' comes to mind.   
      
   You probably know the idea is false, so if you want to keep on spouting   
   it, I guess you need to do a lot more work on stylistics. You might also   
   look up terms such as 'dilution', 'paradigm', and 'inversely   
   proportional' in a dictionary.   
      
   Dickhead.   
      
   Followups set.   
      
   --   
   banana     "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you   
               give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to   
               Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the   
               rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)