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   From: banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk   
      
   In article <92G3FLAaF92EFwul@borve.demon.co.uk>, banana  writes   
      
   >From the same people who brought you Ilyich 'Carlos' Ramirez's alleged   
   >liking for Johnnie Walker Black Label whisky...   
   >   
   >...the alleged yearning of abducted Israelis in South America for   
   >'Dunkin' Donuts'...   
   >   
   >...and Saddam Hussein's alleged taste for US fast food products 'Seven   
   >Up' and 'Mars bars'...   
   >   
   >yes folks...   
   >   
   >those wicked 'Muslim aero-plotters' were allegedly planning to use a   
   >"sports drink", or even in some propaganda sources a "British sports   
   >drink"...   
   >   
   >I.e. presumably Lucozade.   
   >   
   >How much do you reckon the advertising spend was on this one?   
   >   
   >And oh look, Lebanon gets pushed off the front pages, just as Gaza was.   
      
   >Notes   
   >   
   >1) 'Lucozade' is a trademark of GlaxoSmithKline, corporate mass   
   >murderers with an HQ in Brentford, London. GSK is the world's second   
   >largest pharmaceutical company (after Pfizer) and, like the rest of   
   >these scum, they spend huge sums on the creation and manipulation of   
   >public opinion....   
   >   
   >2) Don't drink harmful piss! If you want an energising drink, just STIR   
   >SOME GLUCOSE AND SALT INTO SOME WATER. If you're really into calibrating   
   >something that's hypotonic to such-and-such an extent, work out the   
   >amounts and proportion you'll need. If you want, add some flavour with a   
   >squirt of lemon, and/or some ordinary sugar. Stay off the carbonated   
   >piss, artificial sweeteners, colouring agents, etc. Recently I watched   
   >someone buy Vitamin C tablets containing aspartame and I thought 'fuck'.   
      
   The media controllers are now mentioning Lucozade openly in the 'news'   
   reporting...   
      
   Oh and they've also portrayed it as the most normal thing in the world   
   to feed babies the piss called 'formula milk'. It's a powerful image to   
   hang a message on. That's why they use it.   
      
   As if chemical detector technology can be so easily fooled. Oh no, wait,   
   they aren't giving much space to the fact that chemical detector   
   technology is used at airports, are they?   
      
   Curious that no-one has brought down an El Al plane for decades, huh?   
   (And no-one has hijacked one since 1968).   
      
   What a load of old bollocks!   
      
   Ever get the feeling you're being completely and utterly suckered?   
      
   Yeah and Lucozade is good for you, and so are Big Macs. And keep on   
   saying 'mobile phone' (US: 'cellphone') rather than using the far more   
   sensible term 'microwave phone'.   
      
   As any advertising/PR person knows, control people's concepts and you   
   control the way they think....   
      
   --   
   banana     "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you   
               give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to   
               Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the   
               rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)