XPost: alt.conspiracy, alt.conspiracy.new-world-order, alt.curre
t-events.wtc.bush-knew
From: findme@m-a-m-s.comC/Odm
"SHOOTER586" wrote in message...
> Yet when asked, you had no answer. I guess you don't really know
> physics all that well, do you? Unless Alex Jones taught you his
> version of physics.
I have a comment on your lack of logic....
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,
history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard." replied the
professor. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that
since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by
yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I
ever heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into
the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Cooter.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Well then.... you're a queer, ain't ya?"
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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