XPost: alt.conspiracy, alt.conspiracy.new-world-order, alt.curre   
   t-events.wtc.bush-knew   
   From: patricia251.catlitter@centurytel.net   
      
   "David Morgan (MAMS)"  wrote   
   |   
   | "SHOOTER586"  wrote in message...   
   |   
   | > Yet when asked, you had no answer. I guess you don't really know   
   | > physics all that well, do you? Unless Alex Jones taught you his   
   | > version of physics.   
   |   
   | I have a comment on your lack of logic....   
   | _______________________________   
   |   
   | Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going   
   | anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.   
   | Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,   
   | history, and logic.   
   |   
   | "What's logic?" asked Bubba.   
   |   
   | The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a   
   | weed-eater?"   
   |   
   | "I sure do," answered the redneck.   
   |   
   | Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard." replied the   
   | professor. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that   
   | since you have a yard, you also have a house."   
   |   
   | Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"   
   |   
   | "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by   
   | yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."   
   |   
   | "Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)   
   |   
   | "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are   
   | heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.   
   |   
   | "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I   
   | ever heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."   
   |   
   | Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into   
   | the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.   
   |   
   | "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.   
   |   
   | "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.   
   |   
   | "What in tarnation is logic?" asked Cooter.   
   |   
   | "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"   
   |   
   | "No."   
   |   
   | "Well then.... you're a queer, ain't ya?"   
   |   
      
   Nice!   
      
   BTW the whole shebang is now posted here:   
      
   http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/bbc_wtc7_videos.html   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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