XPost: alt.conspiracy, alt.conspiracy.new-world-order, alt.curre   
   t-events.wtc.bush-knew   
   From: AdmiralPee@neveragainvolunteeryourself.com   
      
   "Phatty Boombatty"  wrote in a message   
      
   > It's called "humor," Slick... Google it.   
      
   Kooks even suck at humor.   
      
   This is far more humorous.   
      
      
   Its the 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist Drinking game!   
      
   Play it at home! With Friends! Add your own drinking conditions!   
      
   BEWARE: Serious alcohol poisoning may result!   
      
   The Towers:   
      
   For each of the following:   
      
   Claiming the towers falling from 'demolition' is 'obvious: 1 drink   
      
   Ignoring counter arguments that no demolitionist or structural engineer   
   agrees with that   
      
   assessment: 1 drink   
      
   Claiming all S.Es and Demolitionists around the world are in on the plot: 3   
   drinks!   
      
   Invoking Feng Shui architects, Electrical Engineers, and Physics professors   
   comments as proof of   
      
   demolition: 1 drink!   
      
   Invoking Philosophy professors, Novelists, and actors as proof of   
   demolition: 2 drinks   
      
   "Symmetrical Collapse": 1 drink   
      
   "Fell in Free Fall": 1 Drink   
      
   "Faster than free-fall": 3 drinks   
      
   Declaring puffs of smoke to be 'squibs': 1 drink   
      
   Claiming Puffs of smoke are Thermite mixed with explosives: 3 drinks!   
      
   Nuke in the Basement!: 3 drinks   
      
   Claiming no skyscraper has been brought down by fire: salute but no drink.   
      
   Claiming no skyscraper can be brought down by fire: 2 drinks!   
      
   Claiming that no building can be brought down by fire: 4 drinks!   
      
   Claiming that the Meridian Fire in Philly and the Hilton fire in Madrid were   
   exactly like the WTC7   
      
   fires or stronger: 1 drink   
      
   Claiming those buildings were just fine after the fires: 2 drinks   
      
   "Steel would need to melt! It wasn't hot enough to melt steel!": 3 drinks   
      
   Claiming steel doesn't weaken with heat: 5 drinks   
      
   The Planes:   
      
   For each of the following   
      
   Claiming remote controlled planes: 1 drink   
      
   Invoking the one guy miles away who didn't see windows on the plane: 5   
   drinks!   
      
   Saying the planes 'almost missed': 2 drinks   
      
   Saying the WTC was designed to take a top speed, fuel-laden 767!: 2 drinks   
      
   B-25? B 52? What's the difference? 2 drinks!   
      
   Claiming cell phone calls are impossible: 1 drink   
      
   Ignoring or disparaging that almost all of the calls were from specially   
   made plane phones: 4   
      
   drinks!   
      
   Claiming voice synth technologies: 6 drinks   
      
   "Passport couldn't survive": 1 drink   
      
   The Hijackers:   
      
   Claiming they couldn't fly a plane: 1 drink   
      
   Claiming that earning a commercial Licensee still means they couldn't fly: 4   
   drinks   
      
   "Passport couldn't survive": 1 more drink!   
      
   Invoking victims lists as proof they weren't on the planes: 1 drink!   
      
   Claiming the hijackers are still alive: 1 drink   
      
   Saying that Saudi Arabia is in on the cover-up for admitting that the   
   hijackers were their nationals:   
      
   1 drink   
      
   Ground Zero:   
      
   "Pools of Molten Steel!": 1 drink   
      
   Claiming there are loads of pictures and videos of the pools of molten   
   steel: 2 drinks   
      
   Saying the videos are out there and they could find them if they really   
   wanted to: 3 drinks!   
      
   Claiming the steel was recycled too soon: 1 drink   
      
   Claiming every piece should have been kept exactly where it was until a   
   'through investigation   
      
   (i.e. looking for what the CT wants to find, and finding it) is performed':   
   2 drinks   
      
   Not getting punched out for saying this in front of a NYC resident who might   
   have wanted part of   
      
   their city and the victims remains returned: 2 drinks   
      
   Failing completely to understand why the above comments are so offensive: 3   
   drinks!   
      
   Claiming that nobody was allowed into ground zero: 1 drink   
      
   Ignoring the massive amounts of video showing people in ground zero: 3   
   drinks!   
      
   The Pentagon:   
      
   Saying it was a cruise missile: 1 drink   
      
   Saying it was another airplane: 1 drink   
      
   Saying that the plane was landed and the passengers unloaded and the plane   
   hidden and replaced   
      
   with a cruise missile in some godforsaken convoluted plot when anyone could   
   see that even evil   
      
   government conspirators would have had an easier time just slamming the   
   plane into the   
      
   Pentagon: 6 drinks   
      
   Claiming nothing was damaged on the way to the Pentagon:1 drink   
      
   Saying that lamp posts that were damaged were not damaged enough: 1 drink   
      
   Saying that cars should have been blown off the highway: 1 drink   
      
   Ignoring all the witnesses in said car who said it was a passenger airplane:   
   3 drinks   
      
   "There was no plane wreckage": 2 drinks   
      
   Saying the above then ignoring the pictures of wreckage: 2 drinks   
      
   Claiming those pieces were planted: 4 drinks   
      
   Saying the hole wasn't big enough: 1 drink   
      
   Using smoke and foam pics to 'prove' the hole was not big enough: 2 drinks   
      
   Using the exit whole to 'prove' the hole was not big enough: 2 drinks   
      
   Expecting the plane to leave a hole like Wile E Coyote through a closed   
   door: 4 drinks   
      
   "A 270 degree turn is impossible!": 1 drink   
      
   Claiming that releasing the videos form the area would solve everything: 3   
   drinks   
      
   Flight 93:   
      
   Saying the plane landed in Cleveland: 1 drink   
      
   Saying the pieces of plane were planted there: 2 drinks   
      
   Saying Flight 93 was shot down: 1 drink   
      
   Bragging about shutting down the Flight 93 movie webboard: 1 drink   
      
   Getting punched out by a relative of a Flight 93 victim: 2 cases of hard,   
   hard liquor.   
      
   Blaming others:   
      
   '5 Dancing Israelis' invoked as 'proof' of the Mossad's involvement in the   
   plot.: 4 drinks   
      
   Claiming the USS Liberty somehow proves Israelis were in on the plot : 5   
   drinks!   
      
   Claiming Jews were told to stay home: 8 drinks!   
      
   Claiming the Osama video is an 'obvious fake': 1 drink   
      
   Accepting Osama's initial claim of not being involved as proof he wasn't: 2   
   drinks   
      
   Ignoring Osama's and Al queda's subsequent taking of credit: 4 drinks   
      
   'It was done for a gas pipeline!: 1 drink   
      
   Ignoring queries as to why this pipeline is still just a pipe dream: 2   
   drinks   
      
   Mentioning Operation Northwoods: 1 drink   
      
   Acting as if Operation Northwoods was actually engaged: 2 drinks   
      
   Acting as if Operation Northwoods would have been as violent and deadly as   
   911: 5 drinks   
      
   General Misbehavior:   
      
   Acting as if Dr. Jones paper is some new revelation, rather than the rehash   
   of old stuff that it   
      
   really is: 1 drink   
      
   Pretending that Dr. Jones knows what he is talking about: 2 drinks   
      
   Defending Dr. Jones claims that a piece of concrete is cooled molten steel:   
   3 drinks   
      
   Claiming that you are invoking conspiracies for the benefit of the victims:   
   6 drinks   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)