XPost: alt.conspiracy, alt.conspiracy.new-world-order, alt.curre   
   t-events.wtc.bush-knew   
   From: patricia251.catlitter@centurytel.net   
      
   | Its the 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist Drinking game!   
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   | Play it at home! With Friends! Add your own drinking conditions!   
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   | BEWARE: Serious alcohol poisoning may result!   
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   | The Towers:   
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   | For each of the following:   
   |   
   | Claiming the towers falling from fire is 'obvious': 1 drink   
   |   
   | Ignoring counter arguments that every honest demolitionist and   
   | structural engineer disagrees with that assessment: 1 drink   
   |   
   | Claiming all competent S.E.s and Demolitionists around the world   
   |  are in agreement with you: 3 drinks!   
   |   
   | Invoking the 9/11 Commission Report as proof of anything other   
   | than a desperate whitewash at best: 10 drinks!   
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   | Ignoring eyewitness testimony of William Rodriguez: 2 drinks   
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   | "Pancake Collapse": 1 drink   
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   | "All the eyewitnesses who heard or felt explosions were just   
   | confused": 1 Drink   
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   | "Slower than free-fall": 3 drinks   
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   | Believing that fire can pulverize concrete and leave countless   
   | tiny bone fragments on the roofs of tall buildings blocks away:   
   | 1 drink   
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   | Claiming no skyscraper has been brought down by fire: salute but   
   | no drink.   
   |   
   | Claiming that any steel building can be brought down by fire: 4 drinks!   
   |   
   | Claiming that steel buildings which burned much longer than WTC   
   | towers were not still standing after the fires: 2 drinks   
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   | "Steel would not need to melt, weakening was enough!": 3 drinks   
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   | Claiming the maximum heat that a jet fuel fire (in which most of   
   | the fuel exploded in a fireball outside) can weaken steel that the   
   | underwriter denied could be weakened by such low temperatures,   
   | enough to jeopardize a building with 47 hefty steel columns in   
   | its core : 5 drinks   
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   | The Planes:   
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   | For each of the following   
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   | Claiming remote controlled planes couldn't have been used: 1 drink   
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   | Invoking the one guy miles away who saw windows on the plane: 5   
   | drinks!   
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   | Saying the planes 'were definitely hijacked': 2 drinks   
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   | Denying the WTC was designed to take a top speed, fuel-laden 737!:   
   | 2 drinks   
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   | Claiming anyone making a phone call to his mother would identify   
   | himself using his first AND last name: 1 drink   
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   | Claiming voice synth technologies don't exist: 6 drinks   
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   | "Hijacker passports were found": 1 drink   
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   | The Hijackers:   
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   | Claiming they could fly jumbo jets: 1 drink   
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   | Claiming that earning a commercial License in small aircraft   
   | means they could fly jumbo jets: 4 drinks   
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   | "Passport survived": 1 more drink!   
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   | Invoking victims lists as if they were passenger manifests: 1 drink!   
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   | Claiming the hijackers who've turned up alive are different guys with   
   | similar names: 1 drink   
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   | Saying that Saudi Arabians were not involved:1 drink   
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   | Ground Zero:   
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   | "There Were No Pools of Molten Steel!": 1 drink   
   |   
   | Claiming there are no USGS thermal images of the molten steel:   
   | 2 drinks   
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   | Claiming the steel was kept long enough for a proper investigation   
   | to have occurred: 1 drink   
   |   
   | Ignoring the fact that the vast majority of the firefighters and victims'   
   | families - along with the vast majority of NYC residents - have been   
   | demanding a new investigation for years: 2 drinks   
   |   
   | Failing completely to understand why denial of an obvious cover-up   
   | is so offensive: 3 drinks!   
   |   
   | Claiming that the EPA did not issue an "all clear" statement about   
   | the air quality in lower Manhattan two days after the attack: 1 drink   
   |   
   | Ignoring the massive amounts of video showing people claiming to   
   | have heard or felt explosions: 3 drinks!   
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   | The Pentagon:   
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   | Saying it couldn't have been a cruise missile: 1 drink   
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   | Saying it couldn't have been a Global Hawk: 1 drink   
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   | Saying that Flight 77 was scheduled to fly on Sept. 11, 2001:   
   | 6 drinks   
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   | Claiming the damaged light poles near the Pentagon were in the   
   | flight path of a jumbo jet: 1 drink   
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   | Saying that the people in cars on the highway wouldn't have   
   | heard the roar of jumbo jet engines: 1 drink   
   |   
   | "Jumbo jet wreckage was found": 2 drinks   
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   | Insisting that the small amount of wreckage found came from a   
   | jumbo jet: 2 drinks   
   |   
   | Ignoring the fact that Pentagon executives rushed to carry away   
   | all the tiny pieces of wreckage: 4 drinks   
   |   
   | Saying the hole was big enough: 1 drink   
   |   
   | Using smoke and foam pics to 'prove' the hole was big enough:   
   | 2 drinks   
   |   
   | Using the missile exit hole to 'prove' that a jumbo jet could crash   
   | through nine feet of steel reinforced concrete and yet leave no   
   | appreciable wreckage: 2 drinks   
   |   
   | Believing a plane can vaporize on impact in a crash: 4 drinks   
   |   
   | "A 330 degree turn at 500 mph is possible for an amateur pilot!":   
   | 1 drink   
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   | Claiming that releasing the videos from the area wouldn't solve   
   | anyything: 3 drinks   
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   | Flight 93:   
   |   
   | Denying the plane landed and was emptied in Cleveland: 1 drink   
   |   
   | Saying Flight 93 crashed leaving no appreciable wreckage: 1 drink   
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   } Blame:   
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   | Blaming anyone but Dick Cheney for the failure to scramble fighter   
   | jets in time: 2 cases of hard liquor   
   |   
   | Ignoring the testimony of Norman Minetta: 6 drinks   
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   | Claiming the Osama video isn't an obvious fake: 1 drink   
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   | Accepting Osama's initial claim of not being involved as proof he   
   | that he was: 2 drinks   
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   | 'It wasn't done for a gas pipeline!: 1 drink   
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   | Denying that the pipeline is under construction: 2 drinks   
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   | Denying the importance of Operation Northwoods, Gulf of Tonkin, USS   
   | Liberty, and now, the Oklahoma City Bombing: 10 drinks   
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   | Acting as if Kennedy wouldn't have been killed if he had not rejected   
   | Operation Northwoods: 2 drinks   
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   | Acting as if future attacks won't be more violent and deadly if we do   
   | not collectively wake up and smell the fascism: 50 drinks   
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   | General Misbehavior:   
   |   
   | Treating anyone who questions the Official Story as anything but a   
   | patriot, without ever having met them: 1 drink   
   |   
   | Pretending that anyone who doubts the Official Story must be insane,   
   | on medication, and/or stupid: 2 drinks   
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   | Defending the NeoCon Agenda: 3 drinks   
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   | Claiming that you are denying conspiracies for the benefit of victims:   
   | 6 drinks   
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   | Disparaging the investigative efforts of well credentialed scholars   
   | who disagree with the Official Conspiracy Theory: Mix 5 grams of   
   | depleted uranium into every drink you take, it won't hurt you any   
   | more than winning the battle of the conspiracy theories will   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)