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   t-events.wtc.bush-knew   
   From: findme@m-a-m-s.comC/Odm   
      
   "Pat"  wrote in message ne   
   s:mqadnTRkD-US3nTYnZ2dnUVZ_ternZ2d@centurytel.net...   
   > | Its the 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist Drinking game!   
   > |   
   > | Play it at home! With Friends! Add your own drinking conditions!   
   > |   
   > | BEWARE: Serious alcohol poisoning may result!   
   > |   
   > | The Towers:   
   > |   
   > | For each of the following:   
   > |   
   > | Claiming the towers falling from fire is 'obvious': 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Ignoring counter arguments that every honest demolitionist and   
   > | structural engineer disagrees with that assessment: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Claiming all competent S.E.s and Demolitionists around the world   
   > |  are in agreement with you: 3 drinks!   
   > |   
   > | Invoking the 9/11 Commission Report as proof of anything other   
   > | than a desperate whitewash at best: 10 drinks!   
   > |   
   > | Ignoring eyewitness testimony of William Rodriguez: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | "Pancake Collapse": 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | "All the eyewitnesses who heard or felt explosions were just   
   > | confused": 1 Drink   
   > |   
   > | "Slower than free-fall": 3 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Believing that fire can pulverize concrete and leave countless   
   > | tiny bone fragments on the roofs of tall buildings blocks away:   
   > | 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Claiming no skyscraper has been brought down by fire: salute but   
   > | no drink.   
   > |   
   > | Claiming that any steel building can be brought down by fire: 4 drinks!   
   > |   
   > | Claiming that steel buildings which burned much longer than WTC   
   > | towers were not still standing after the fires: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | "Steel would not need to melt, weakening was enough!": 3 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Claiming the maximum heat that a jet fuel fire (in which most of   
   > | the fuel exploded in a fireball outside) can weaken steel that the   
   > | underwriter denied could be weakened by such low temperatures,   
   > | enough to jeopardize a building with 47 hefty steel columns in   
   > | its core : 5 drinks   
   > |   
   > | The Planes:   
   > |   
   > | For each of the following   
   > |   
   > | Claiming remote controlled planes couldn't have been used: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Invoking the one guy miles away who saw windows on the plane: 5   
   > | drinks!   
   > |   
   > | Saying the planes 'were definitely hijacked': 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Denying the WTC was designed to take a top speed, fuel-laden 737!:   
   > | 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Claiming anyone making a phone call to his mother would identify   
   > | himself using his first AND last name: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Claiming voice synth technologies don't exist: 6 drinks   
   > |   
   > | "Hijacker passports were found": 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | The Hijackers:   
   > |   
   > | Claiming they could fly jumbo jets: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Claiming that earning a commercial License in small aircraft   
   > | means they could fly jumbo jets: 4 drinks   
   > |   
   > | "Passport survived": 1 more drink!   
   > |   
   > | Invoking victims lists as if they were passenger manifests: 1 drink!   
   > |   
   > | Claiming the hijackers who've turned up alive are different guys with   
   > | similar names: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Saying that Saudi Arabians were not involved:1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Ground Zero:   
   > |   
   > | "There Were No Pools of Molten Steel!": 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Claiming there are no USGS thermal images of the molten steel:   
   > | 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Claiming the steel was kept long enough for a proper investigation   
   > | to have occurred: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Ignoring the fact that the vast majority of the firefighters and victims'   
   > | families - along with the vast majority of NYC residents - have been   
   > | demanding a new investigation for years: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Failing completely to understand why denial of an obvious cover-up   
   > | is so offensive: 3 drinks!   
   > |   
   > | Claiming that the EPA did not issue an "all clear" statement about   
   > | the air quality in lower Manhattan two days after the attack: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Ignoring the massive amounts of video showing people claiming to   
   > | have heard or felt explosions: 3 drinks!   
   > |   
   > | The Pentagon:   
   > |   
   > | Saying it couldn't have been a cruise missile: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Saying it couldn't have been a Global Hawk: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Saying that Flight 77 was scheduled to fly on Sept. 11, 2001:   
   > | 6 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Claiming the damaged light poles near the Pentagon were in the   
   > | flight path of a jumbo jet: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Saying that the people in cars on the highway wouldn't have   
   > | heard the roar of jumbo jet engines: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | "Jumbo jet wreckage was found": 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Insisting that the small amount of wreckage found came from a   
   > | jumbo jet: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Ignoring the fact that Pentagon executives rushed to carry away   
   > | all the tiny pieces of wreckage: 4 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Saying the hole was big enough: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Using smoke and foam pics to 'prove' the hole was big enough:   
   > | 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Using the missile exit hole to 'prove' that a jumbo jet could crash   
   > | through nine feet of steel reinforced concrete and yet leave no   
   > | appreciable wreckage: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Believing a plane can vaporize on impact in a crash: 4 drinks   
   > |   
   > | "A 330 degree turn at 500 mph is possible for an amateur pilot!":   
   > | 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Claiming that releasing the videos from the area wouldn't solve   
   > | anyything: 3 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Flight 93:   
   > |   
   > | Denying the plane landed and was emptied in Cleveland: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Saying Flight 93 crashed leaving no appreciable wreckage: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > } Blame:   
   > |   
   > | Blaming anyone but Dick Cheney for the failure to scramble fighter   
   > | jets in time: 2 cases of hard liquor   
   > |   
   > | Ignoring the testimony of Norman Minetta: 6 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Claiming the Osama video isn't an obvious fake: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Accepting Osama's initial claim of not being involved as proof he   
   > | that he was: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | 'It wasn't done for a gas pipeline!: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Denying that the pipeline is under construction: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Denying the importance of Operation Northwoods, Gulf of Tonkin, USS   
   > | Liberty, and now, the Oklahoma City Bombing: 10 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Acting as if Kennedy wouldn't have been killed if he had not rejected   
   > | Operation Northwoods: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Acting as if future attacks won't be more violent and deadly if we do   
   > | not collectively wake up and smell the fascism: 50 drinks   
   > |   
   > | General Misbehavior:   
   > |   
   > | Treating anyone who questions the Official Story as anything but a   
   > | patriot, without ever having met them: 1 drink   
   > |   
   > | Pretending that anyone who doubts the Official Story must be insane,   
   > | on medication, and/or stupid: 2 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Defending the NeoCon Agenda: 3 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Claiming that you are denying conspiracies for the benefit of victims:   
   > | 6 drinks   
   > |   
   > | Disparaging the investigative efforts of well credentialed scholars   
   > | who disagree with the Official Conspiracy Theory: Mix 5 grams of   
   > | depleted uranium into every drink you take, it won't hurt you any   
      
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