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|    Sokar949 to All    |
|    The World Celestrial Church: Helicopter     |
|    07 May 05 13:14:37    |
      From: Sokar949@msn.com              Five members of a CIA Attack Helicopter crew were killed when they commenced       an attack against the World Celestial Church of Trailer Park.              Two bodies of the crew have been recovered, but three of Jesus' friends went       to JELL-O. OR IS THAT HELLO, WELL, FUCK IT, THEY WENT TO HELL, PLAIN AND       SIMPLE AS IT CAN GET. THEY GET TO SEND ETERNITY MOPING THE KITCHEN IN       SORORITY HOUSE KITCHENS.                     Love and Kisses,                     Zoë and Zonker              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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