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   Message 719 of 2,359   
   Sokar949 to All   
   The World Celestrial Church: Helicopter    
   07 May 05 13:14:37   
   
   From: Sokar949@msn.com   
      
   Five members of a CIA Attack Helicopter crew were killed when they commenced   
   an attack against the World Celestial Church of Trailer Park.   
      
   Two bodies of the crew have been recovered, but three of Jesus' friends went   
   to JELL-O. OR IS THAT HELLO, WELL, FUCK IT, THEY WENT TO HELL, PLAIN AND   
   SIMPLE AS IT CAN GET. THEY GET TO SEND ETERNITY MOPING THE KITCHEN IN   
   SORORITY HOUSE KITCHENS.   
      
      
   Love and Kisses,   
      
      
   Zoë and Zonker   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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