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|    Sokar949 to All    |
|    The World Celestrial Church: The Chrush     |
|    08 May 05 07:09:17    |
      From: Sokar949@msn.com              There is a monastery with the confines of Mount Sinai, and when you go       inside, you will see that the maps of heaven are numbered 12. There are 12       heavens according to the Jewish monks in this monastery. According to some       SOT theologians, this is not a lot of fucking heavens. I mean if my temple       is infinity number of kingdoms of heaven, then the Lion God King of Egypt,       Jerusalem in the time travel, will fleeced my heavens clean with white and       fucking sheep, if the slut god can get his hands on me and you.              In the Throth Kingdom their kingdom of monkey heavens number 12 as well, so       I guess that in the parallel world of Islam and Judism, having twelve       fucking monkeys kingdoms is the same as having twelve fucking sheep       kingdoms. Well then, I guess that you would say that if a sheep sinner       marries a monkey sinner, the Sun of God is still a fucking Jew.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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