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|    Message 751 of 2,359    |
|    John Doe to All    |
|    Re: COSMIC DECEPTION -- LET THE CITIZEN     |
|    12 May 05 01:53:32    |
      From: anonymousgas@webtv.net              The whole theory would be swell , but I tend to lean towards the idea       that the aliens will come to join the world under a pretense of false       peace which will usher in the return of Christ as he zaps them all down       with his mind bullets while Gumby and Bozo the clown do a pookie dance       at the White House and bring about ultimate Illumination for all!       Beware of Lex Luther ....       He may be involved somehow as well.       he and gary coleman have been plotting for years a secret take over       involving Welches grape juice and Sea Monkies ..and uh Chia Pets ....A       grape sea monkey chia pet device that can cause mental insanity when       turned on.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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