From: anonymousgas@webtv.net   
      
   Betty White and Billy Crystal have found the secret of the face on mars   
   and are broadcasting tips on uhf channels.   
   Purchase a uhf adaptable television and turn it to channel 4 then place   
   a microwave oven near the tv and turn the time setting to 5 minutes. (it   
   is advisable to put aluminum foil inside the microwave for the best   
   results)   
   Make absolutely sure that you leave immediately after getting the info.   
   If you don't you will soon be visited by an ice cream truck that is   
   driven by a space alien who will turn you into a good humor kermit the   
   frog ice cream bar. They take these bars to a storage facility where you   
   are unfrozen and used as slave labor for horrible concert tours such as   
   Britney Spears and Clay Aiken....   
   System of a Down is putting hidden messages in their music that give   
   advice on how to find the magic loop of the hidden ...which is a top   
   secret resistance effort to the bombarding of all things good or   
   decent..or the boatgod as they are known through most fronts...   
   An independent asian news paper is trying to also crack the mystery of   
   Angelina Jolie's lips. It has long been known that there is a holy   
   device in those lips ...perhaps even the Holy Grail itself!   
   This message will self destruct and you won't understand any of it or it   
   will appear as psycho babble ...   
   This is because there is a thing in your brain that is blocking its true   
   meaning and you can't see what it really says.   
   That is ok ...Buy Saint Johns Wort and mix it with a shot of Jack a kool   
   aid packet and six 1000 mg vitamin C's ....   
   If this doesn't work for you ..then nothing likely will and you should   
   give up immediately  before you see something that is false and act in   
   an irrational way upon false information....   
   Some of the chosen few will actually be able to decipher its true   
   meaning. If you are one of those people ....attempting to report this to   
   authorities will be a worthless cause because they will think you are   
   crazy and won't understand what you are talking about.   
   Fear not. The radical quantum scientists for happy poop and smurf dung   
   coalition incorporated society of horse breeders anonymous will shortly   
   report to you to assist you with the transition phase that will take   
   place. Your life as you know it is about to completely change. (for the   
   better)   
      
   Peace and Guam Dipped butter toenail   
      
   sha na na na (family ties ending)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)