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|    Sam McClung to All    |
|    Let's hear it for the moodraters    |
|    08 Nov 23 11:12:12    |
      From: samamcclung@gmail.com              Moodrating consists of moodraters rating moods and disqualifying ratings       result in initial notices of mood noncompliance. Most important to keep a 'it       eating grin on one's public internet face and snap to it when herding       electrons into moodrated textual        thoughts and messages onscreen online. Or have a bottle of WhyTout to cover       the whole screen. No moods and false moods will not be tolerated. Get a mood       or leave now.              Please put all donations in the donations box. Donations are needed for       quality moodrating to continue. The more that is donated the higher the volume       of moodrating and thus better quality.              Please note moods are only temporary and may cause symptoms of dizziness,       indecision, paralysis, respiratory ailments, fairness, etc. If experiencing       any of these these things consult a moodrater privately and get issues       resolved privately without        dragging down the whole tribe. If one cannot get issues resolved privately one       will be banned by the banners and maybe even lurked by the lurkers and trolled       by the trolls.              And remember without this system civic minded henchmen (figuratively, not       literally) and henchwomen (figuratively, not literally) have no henching       (figuratively, not literally) to do, and when they have no work the mortishun       has less work, as do the        coughin' makers and graved aggers, less overall foods are consumed, stagnating       restaurant and the grocery industries, etc. etc. etc.              We now return you to your regular programming.                     Duarum partium rei publicae nos occidit              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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