From: chuckschuyler123@gmail.com   
      
   Oh, the anticipation this Assassination Eve!   
      
   Tomorrow marks the 60th anniversary of the start of the Greatest Hobby of   
   All-Time!  St. Oswald will be bringing his bag of goodies for all the good   
   little children in Conspiracyville! The excitement builds!   
      
   David Healy has hung his colostomy bags over the fireplace with care, hoping   
   St. Oswald soon will be there. Healy brews another cup of hot Agent Orange   
   with a cinnamon stick. Word salad to follow.   
      
   Merry St. Oswald Day, Healy!   
      
   Gil has written St. Oswald yet another letter for the celebratory festivities   
   surrounding Assassination Day. "Dear St. Oswald," GIl writes. "Can you pretty   
   please bring me a truck with a good transmission this year? I've been a good   
   boy and have defended    
   you mightily at various internet discussion boards. P.S. There are mean people   
   at one of the boards, and I know you know who they are. Could you kill them   
   with the rifle I know you didn't use on 11/22/63? Thanks in advance, St.   
   Oswald. I remain your    
   devoted follower, Gil"    
      
   Merry St. Oswald Day, Gil!   
      
   Gil's toady Ben Holmes has finally thrown in the towel and will miss the   
   Assassination Day festivities in favor of hiding out at the Encino Judo Club,   
   doing what he does best: molesting. A lump of coal for Ben, and maybe an   
   arrest if the cops find the    
   tapes he's made.   
      
   Merry St. Oswald Day, Holmes!   
      
   The incel known as the Toilet will be enjoying Assassination Day from his   
   usual lair in mommy's basement, clacking away on his computer keyboard and   
   providing mirth to all on this festive day with posts showcasing his humorous   
   take on St. Oswald. He    
   remains sort of the Eastern Orthodox St. Oswald adherent among the JFK   
   Truthers with his belief that Oswald shot at JFK's motorcade from the Grassy   
   Knoll, but nevertheless, Gil and Ben and the rest of the Merry Band of   
   Believers welcome him with open    
   arms into the brotherhood. He's a fighter for truth! Merry St. Oswald day,   
   Toilet!   
      
   Don Willis is too nice to make fun of, so I'll just say it: Merry St. Oswald   
   Day, Don!   
      
   And Boris the Truther, a/k/a David Drummond? Who knows where he's at. Perhaps   
   he's at Ground Zero yelling at the FDNY over "pulling" WTC Building 7 on 9/11.   
   Oh well, you're not forgotten on this festive day, Boris. Merry St. Oswald   
   Day, Boris!   
      
   And for all of the good little boys and girls in Conspiracyville, MERRY ST.   
   OSWALD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)