From: chuckschuyler123@gmail.com   
      
   On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 9:30:14 AM UTC-6, JE Corbett wrote:   
   > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 9:33:32 AM UTC-5, Chuck Schuyler wrote:    
   > > Oh, the anticipation this Assassination Eve!    
   > >    
   > > Tomorrow marks the 60th anniversary of the start of the Greatest Hobby of   
   All-Time! St. Oswald will be bringing his bag of goodies for all the good   
   little children in Conspiracyville! The excitement builds!    
   > >    
   > > David Healy has hung his colostomy bags over the fireplace with care,   
   hoping St. Oswald soon will be there. Healy brews another cup of hot Agent   
   Orange with a cinnamon stick. Word salad to follow.    
   > >    
   > > Merry St. Oswald Day, Healy!    
   > >    
   > > Gil has written St. Oswald yet another letter for the celebratory   
   festivities surrounding Assassination Day. "Dear St. Oswald," GIl writes. "Can   
   you pretty please bring me a truck with a good transmission this year? I've   
   been a good boy and have    
   defended you mightily at various internet discussion boards. P.S. There are   
   mean people at one of the boards, and I know you know who they are. Could you   
   kill them with the rifle I know you didn't use on 11/22/63? Thanks in advance,   
   St. Oswald. I remain    
   your devoted follower, Gil"    
   > >    
   > > Merry St. Oswald Day, Gil!    
   > >    
   > > Gil's toady Ben Holmes has finally thrown in the towel and will miss the   
   Assassination Day festivities in favor of hiding out at the Encino Judo Club,   
   doing what he does best: molesting. A lump of coal for Ben, and maybe an   
   arrest if the cops find    
   the tapes he's made.    
   > >    
   > > Merry St. Oswald Day, Holmes!    
   > >    
   > > The incel known as the Toilet will be enjoying Assassination Day from his   
   usual lair in mommy's basement, clacking away on his computer keyboard and   
   providing mirth to all on this festive day with posts showcasing his humorous   
   take on St. Oswald. He    
   remains sort of the Eastern Orthodox St. Oswald adherent among the JFK   
   Truthers with his belief that Oswald shot at JFK's motorcade from the Grassy   
   Knoll, but nevertheless, Gil and Ben and the rest of the Merry Band of   
   Believers welcome him with open    
   arms into the brotherhood. He's a fighter for truth! Merry St. Oswald day,   
   Toilet!    
   > >    
   > > Don Willis is too nice to make fun of, so I'll just say it: Merry St.   
   Oswald Day, Don!    
   > >    
   > > And Boris the Truther, a/k/a David Drummond? Who knows where he's at.   
   Perhaps he's at Ground Zero yelling at the FDNY over "pulling" WTC Building 7   
   on 9/11. Oh well, you're not forgotten on this festive day, Boris. Merry St.   
   Oswald Day, Boris!    
   > >    
   > > And for all of the good little boys and girls in Conspiracyville, MERRY   
   ST. OSWALD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
   > A few years ago, Oswald left the following note in Gil's stocking:    
   >    
   > Gil,    
   > I know you mean well but knock it off already. I did it. I killed Kennedy. I   
   killed Tippit.    
   > Those were the only two things in my life I ever succeeded at. Why do you   
   insist on    
   > denying me the credit I deserve?    
   > Regards,    
   > Lee    
   >    
   > Gil immediately tore up the note.   
      
   Yes, it's the only "success" Oswald had in life, and Team Oswald wants to take   
   it away from him.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)