From: 19efppp@mail.com   
      
   Way way back many centuries ago, not long after the Bible began, the Prophet   
   John was smote by the money changers and their great Intelligence, nailed to a   
   cross of black gold, Texas Tea. And the Lone Nut Oswald was offered up as   
   sacrifice. The Lamb    
   Oswald came to be worshiped by minds too feeble to see, and blinded by the   
   Bug-eyed Prophet Garrison, they proclaimed their faith. Anyway, it came to   
   pass that a fat old lady could be seen drinking from a tea cup on the steps of   
   the Sith Flower Temple,    
   and behold! The looniest of the Lamb worshipers, Greg Parker, proclaimed her   
   to be...OSWALD! And immediately Parker was beset by visions Barrow Gang Baby   
   Plunger Weilding Storm Troopers dancing in his head. Many were deceived and   
   clave unto Parker's    
   visions. Yea, even the Great Scott came to be aware of Parker's , ah, "work."   
   And thus a new Oswald Sect was born, The Cult Of The Prayer Man. But, alas,   
   Parker was struck thrice by the Lord God for his insolence, and retreated unto   
   his garden in the    
   east to await his death and eternal damnation. And deprived of Parker's   
   visions, the Payer Man Cult eventually fizzled out and reincorporated  as The   
   Hair Club For Wallabees. You're welcome!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)