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|    NoTrueFlags Here to NoTrueFlags Here    |
|    Re: More Historical Data For Future Goog    |
|    15 Dec 23 20:20:20    |
      From: 19efppp@mail.com              On Friday, December 15, 2023 at 10:59:51 AM UTC-5, NoTrueFlags Here wrote:       > On Friday, December 15, 2023 at 1:30:57 AM UTC-5, NoTrueFlags Here wrote:        > > Way way back many centuries ago, not long after the Bible began, the       Prophet John was smote by the money changers and their great Intelligence,       nailed to a cross of black gold, Texas Tea. And the Lone Nut Oswald was       offered up as sacrifice. The Lamb        Oswald came to be worshiped by minds too feeble to see, and blinded by the       Bug-eyed Prophet Garrison, they proclaimed their faith. Anyway, it came to       pass that a fat old lady could be seen drinking from a tea cup on the steps of       the Sith Flower Temple,        and behold! The looniest of the Lamb worshipers, Greg Parker, proclaimed her       to be...OSWALD! And immediately Parker was beset by visions Barrow Gang Baby       Plunger Weilding Storm Troopers dancing in his head. Many were deceived and       clave unto Parker's        visions. Yea, even the Great Scott came to be aware of Parker's , ah, "work."       And thus a new Oswald Sect was born, The Cult Of The Prayer Man. But, alas,       Parker was struck thrice by the Lord God for his insolence, and retreated unto       his garden in the        east to await his death and eternal damnation. And deprived of Parker's       visions, the Payer Man Cult eventually fizzled out and reincorporated as The       Hair Club For Wallabees. You're welcome!       > This really should be on top.       The Google historians need to know              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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