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   Message 99,088 of 99,700   
   Bud to Gil Jesus   
   Re: T'was the Day Before Christmas   
   25 Dec 23 08:39:33   
   
   From: sirslick@fast.net   
      
   On Monday, December 25, 2023 at 6:23:19 AM UTC-5, Gil Jesus wrote:   
   > On Sunday, December 24, 2023 at 4:58:22 PM UTC-5, Bud wrote:    
   > < his usual nonsense that has nothing to do with the assassination >    
   >    
   > T'was the night before Christmas, all all through the group,    
   > there was a terrible smell that reminded me of poop.    
   >    
   > I searched high and low for the source of the smell,    
   > but because it was dark, I just couldn't tell.    
   >    
   > All of a sudden, there appeared in my light,    
   > a shocking discovery, that just wasn't right.    
   >    
   > A troll in the corner, the one known as "Bud",    
   > was standing there smiling while pulling his pud.    
   >    
   > I couldn't believe it, and started to think,    
   > what manner of man is afraid of a link ?    
   >    
   > What manner of man would stand like a plant,    
   > when one of his co-workers was in a rant ?    
   >    
   > What manner of man among all that stank,    
   > would look to find pleasure by pulling his crank ?    
   >    
   > Then it occurred to me this was the season in,    
   > which "Bud" was applying his "reasoning".    
   >    
   > Having found the stench I decided to leave,    
   > it was only a troll showing what he believed.    
   >    
   > A silly troll one can be sure,    
   > after February 22nd, he'll post here no more.    
   >    
   > And even if he posts his insults won't be seen,    
   > a killfilter will keep them from my screen.    
   >    
   > So his silly game is over as is all his fun,    
   > his comments and insults have all come undone.    
   >    
   > Conspiracy groups for theorists not for the trolls,    
   > who come in and act like complete assholes.    
   >    
   > Soon the trolls will be a memory to be judged as a whole,    
   > for decades upon decades of not converting a soul.    
   >    
   > Bud's existence becomes worthless and to Google we thank    
   > for leaving him nothing to do but to wank.    
   >    
   > So to the troll who for years thought himself sly,    
   > I say Merry Christmas to you and to you a goodbye.    
   >    
   >    
      
     "This is the type of post you'd expect from someone who has nothing to   
   contribute to the discussion of the JFK assassination." - Gil Jesus   
      
     There are a number of things you are too stupid to consider, and as usual   
   that`s where I come in.    
      
     First off, your ideas are dust in the wind, the WC`s findings are carved in   
   granite. Your ideas are written on the sand on the beach, when you die the   
   tide comes in and washes them away. The WC will remain as a monument to your   
   abject failure.    
      
     Secondly, what are you going to do without anyone to bounce your loaded,   
   begged or otherwise flawed "What about this, huh, huh, huh?" questions off of?   
      
    Thirdly, if there are any lurkers, it seems likely they came to see us trash   
   your ideas rather than hear your ideas, or for the humorous ridicule we   
   inflict on you. And if there are any lurkers, they might be using google also,   
   so not only will you be    
   preaching in an empty auditorium, it will be a locked empty auditorium. If   
   anyone does come into this place and searches the archives, they will only   
   find what I found when I came here decades ago, that you guys have nothing.   
      
     In any case, Merry Christmas to some...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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