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|    Bud to Gil Jesus    |
|    Re: T'was the Day Before Christmas    |
|    25 Dec 23 08:39:33    |
      From: sirslick@fast.net              On Monday, December 25, 2023 at 6:23:19 AM UTC-5, Gil Jesus wrote:       > On Sunday, December 24, 2023 at 4:58:22 PM UTC-5, Bud wrote:        > < his usual nonsense that has nothing to do with the assassination >        >        > T'was the night before Christmas, all all through the group,        > there was a terrible smell that reminded me of poop.        >        > I searched high and low for the source of the smell,        > but because it was dark, I just couldn't tell.        >        > All of a sudden, there appeared in my light,        > a shocking discovery, that just wasn't right.        >        > A troll in the corner, the one known as "Bud",        > was standing there smiling while pulling his pud.        >        > I couldn't believe it, and started to think,        > what manner of man is afraid of a link ?        >        > What manner of man would stand like a plant,        > when one of his co-workers was in a rant ?        >        > What manner of man among all that stank,        > would look to find pleasure by pulling his crank ?        >        > Then it occurred to me this was the season in,        > which "Bud" was applying his "reasoning".        >        > Having found the stench I decided to leave,        > it was only a troll showing what he believed.        >        > A silly troll one can be sure,        > after February 22nd, he'll post here no more.        >        > And even if he posts his insults won't be seen,        > a killfilter will keep them from my screen.        >        > So his silly game is over as is all his fun,        > his comments and insults have all come undone.        >        > Conspiracy groups for theorists not for the trolls,        > who come in and act like complete assholes.        >        > Soon the trolls will be a memory to be judged as a whole,        > for decades upon decades of not converting a soul.        >        > Bud's existence becomes worthless and to Google we thank        > for leaving him nothing to do but to wank.        >        > So to the troll who for years thought himself sly,        > I say Merry Christmas to you and to you a goodbye.        >        > |
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