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   From: 3feet@under.org   
      
   Distraught at the funeral parlour the man says "Do you think you could   
   cremate his body and I could then sprinkle his ashes on a curry?"   
      
   Completely dumbfounded, the funeral director agrees but has to ask why,   
   the gay man answers "I just want to feel him tear the arse out of me one   
   last time."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)