XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.rec.pets.misc   
   From: stephen@horgan.REMOVETOREPLY.co.uk   
      
   On Sat, 05 Nov 2005 15:09:41 GMT, Petronius    
   wrote:   
      
   >On Sat, 05 Nov 2005 14:45:16 GMT, AlanG  wrote:   
   >   
   >>On Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:22:01 GMT, Stephen Horgan   
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 19:27:22 +0000, banana   
   >>> wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>Apparently some owners of dogs in the UK have bought tablets advertised   
   >>>>as calming their dogs' nerves on Guy Fawkes Night!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>How about keeping them indoors with the volume turned up on the TV or   
   >>>>sound system?   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Or if they bark, try telling them 'that's a good dog for telling me,   
   >>>>let's go and look out of the window at what the matter is'. Because   
   >>>>they're probably trying to draw your attention to the 'threat'.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Meanwhile...many people in the y(UK) are being exposed to adverts for   
   >>>>scented arse-wipes! I jest not! Whatever next?   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Ah, the market! Ah, democracy!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Complete the following phrase:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>A FOOL AND HIS DIGNITY --- ---- ------.   
   >>>   
   >>>Dogs become distressed amid firework noises, and that is quite   
   >>>distinct from warning about potential threats. An actual dog owner   
   >>>would know that.   
   >>   
   >>As an actual dog owner for almost 20 years I know you can get them   
   >>trained to accept loud noises and fireworks.   
   >   
   >We're all dogs according to Horgan's 'tribe', Alan.   
   >   
   What are you wittering on about?   
   --   
   Stephen Horgan   
      
   "intelligent people will tend to overvalue intelligence"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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