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   Message 8,396 of 10,071   
   banana to no@no.com   
   Re: Hemel explosions - Wikipedia 'receiv   
   12 Dec 05 17:57:05   
   
   XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.media, uk.local.hertfordshire   
   XPost: alt.conspiracy, alt.conspiracy.new-world-order   
   From: banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk   
      
   In article , tw  writes   
   >   
   >"banana"  wrote in message   
   >news:+y73UIAoGZnDFwb5@borve.demon.co.uk...   
   >> In article , tw  writes   
   >>   
   >> >"banana"  wrote in message   
   >> >news:SvysDKANqUnDFwPp@borve.demon.co.uk...   
   >> >> In article , Dr Zen   
   >> >>  writes   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >Eek! A mouse... erm, sorry, no, it's banana   
   >> >> > doing the squeaking, and it   
   >> >> >goes like this:   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> >>In article , Dr Zen   
   >> >> >> writes   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >>>Eek! A mouse... erm, sorry, no, it's banana   
   >> >> >>> doing the squeaking, and it   
   >>   
   >>    
   >>   
   >> >> >>>>Media operators are obviously involved in writing such articles as   
   >> >this.   
   >> >> >>>   
   >> >> >>>You have to be kidding. Geeks with fast computers write the   
   >articles.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >>Who happen to be BBC fans? And why would computer clockspeed matter?   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> >Jeez, you sure aren't a geek!   
   >> >>   
   >> >> What's the answer to the question though?   
   >> >   
   >> >As you aren't a geek, there is no point explaining why clockspeed   
   >matters,   
   >> >see?   
   >>   
   >> Pathetic.   
   >   
   >Sentence fragment.   
      
   Correct. You wrote something pathetic, and then I responded with a   
   sentence fragment. I knew what I was doing. You?   
      
   Clue: think about the *meanings* of groups of ASCII characters displayed   
   on your monitor.   
      
   I don't know whether you've seen it, but there's a great cartoon showing   
   'stages of evolution': an ape on all fours, then individuals standing   
   ever more upright, then a modern man, then a modern man holding a   
   television, then individuals getting ever less upright, ending up with   
   an ape on all fours holding a television.   
      
   (If someone knows of a copy online, please let me know).   
      
   As for asking 'so?', well in response to your comment 'sentence   
   fragment' would be an appropriate context. (And oh look, I used a   
   prepositional phrase as a subject. Impressed?)   
      
      
      
   --   
   banana     "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you   
               give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to   
               Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the   
               rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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