XPost: uk.politics.misc, alt.animals.whales, uk.local.london   
   XPost: uk.current-events.general, uk.politics.animals   
   From: banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk   
      
   In article <43d2c174$0$14117$8fcfb975@news.wanadoo.fr>, John of Aix   
    writes   
      
   >banana wrote:   
   >> The whale that was in the River Thames in central London yesterday was   
   >> reported as having a 'scar' or 'growth' on the left side of its head.   
   >   
   >That was Ken Livingstone yesterday morning. He was so pissed off that   
   >his morning tea-brak biscuits weren't Fig Rolls as usual (due to a   
   >strike in a factory in North Korea I believe), that he chucked the plate   
   >out of the window where it whacked Wlfred the Wandering Whale who   
   >happened to be passing just at that moment.   
      
   Oh goodness me, I only just stopped laughing! You're so witty! Are you a   
   professional? I bet you have them in stitches on all the newsgroups, eh?   
      
   Follow-ups set.   
      
   --   
   banana     "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you   
               give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to   
               Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the   
               rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)