XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.people.health, alt.politics.british   
   From: Dominic@nofool.com   
      
   "banana"  wrote in message   
   news:e3$vVhAys81DFwfR@borve.demon.co.uk...   
   > The UK authorities plan to bribe GPs to tell ill and disabled   
   > working-class people to go to work.   
   >   
   > The GPs' tongues must be hanging out for joy!   
   >   
   > Will they take the money? Will a pig root for truffles?   
   >   
   > The policy will be similar to the present one of bribing GPs to do   
   > unnecessary and often harmful vaccinations.   
   >   
   > Ever heard of a GP who doesn't vaccinate enough people to qualify for   
   > the bonus payment?   
   >   
   > Ever heard of one who turned down a drug company's offer of a free   
   > holiday in Dubai?   
      
   Yup.  My Uncle.  He's a GP.  You can't buy him.  End of.   
      
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