XPost: uk.politics.misc, uk.people.health, alt.politics.british   
   From: banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk   
      
   In article , Dominic   
    writes   
      
   >"banana"  wrote in message   
   >news:e3$vVhAys81DFwfR@borve.demon.co.uk...   
   >> The UK authorities plan to bribe GPs to tell ill and disabled   
   >> working-class people to go to work.   
   >>   
   >> The GPs' tongues must be hanging out for joy!   
   >>   
   >> Will they take the money? Will a pig root for truffles?   
   >>   
   >> The policy will be similar to the present one of bribing GPs to do   
   >> unnecessary and often harmful vaccinations.   
   >>   
   >> Ever heard of a GP who doesn't vaccinate enough people to qualify for   
   >> the bonus payment?   
   >>   
   >> Ever heard of one who turned down a drug company's offer of a free   
   >> holiday in Dubai?   
   >   
   >Yup.  My Uncle.  He's a GP.  You can't buy him.  End of.   
      
   Ask him who devised the system for administering his surgery - as in,   
   who publishes the 'textbook' on how to do it. (Probably a drug company -   
   probably Bayer pharmaceuticals to be specific).   
      
   Also, does he mind whether or not he gets the 98% vaccination coverage   
   on which some bonuses depend?   
      
   --   
   banana     "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you   
               give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to   
               Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the   
               rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)