XPost: uk.politics.misc, alt.politics.british, alt.talk.royalty   
   From: banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk   
      
   In article , Alan Ferris   
    writes   
      
   >On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 14:07:11 +0000, banana   
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >>In article , Alan Ferris   
   >> writes   
   >>   
   >>>On 6 Feb 2006 12:37:18 -0800, "Rachel Spencer"    
   >>>wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>I have heard that rumor that Dodi alone was to be hurt/killed as a   
   >>>>warning to Diana.   
   >>>   
   >>>And I have heard that a monster lives in Loch Ness.....do I pay   
   >>>credence to every rumour?   
   >>>   
   >>>--   
   >>>Alan "Ferrit" Ferris   
   >>>   
   >>> ()'.'.'()   
   >>> ( (T) )   
   >>> ( ) . ( )   
   >>> (")_(")   
   >>   
   >>Wow, a logician, an ASCII artist, and a Usenet discussant of   
   >>scintillating wit. I bet people want to stand next to *you* at parties!   
   >>How do you keep it up?   
   >   
   >Easy, I am the man with the bottle of scotch :)   
   >   
   >>Out of interest, can you really not spell 'ferret', or is the   
   >>misspelling a profound joke that flew right over my head?   
   >   
   >Right over your head, and many others who do not bother to read my   
   >surname straight after it!   
      
   A curious device - visual analogue of assonance, where there'd be   
   assonance anyway! What a card! What a wag!   
      
   And with the added bonus of content too - telling everyone that not all   
   rumours are true.   
      
   I bet you have 'em fainting with admiration of your erudition, once   
   you've taken a few swigs from that Scotch, eh?   
      
   >Alan "Ferrit" Ferris   
   >   
   > ()'.'.'()   
   > ( (T) )   
   > ( ) . ( )   
   > (")_(")   
      
   PS At least using the middle name makes it clear you're not the same   
   person as your namesake, the notorious one-time Glasgow gangster.   
      
   --   
   banana     "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you   
               give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to   
               Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the   
               rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)