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   From: me7@privacy.net   
      
   Guig wrote:   
      
   >Actually it's fun at the very, very, very infrequent times I am forced   
   >to have a coffee in a $tarbuck$ or a Costas to ask for a plain, black   
   >coffee and watch the look of confusion when you answer their questions   
   >with a negative.   
   >   
   >"Plain, black coffee please"   
   >   
   >"Milk?"   
   >   
   >"No, just plain, black coffee please"   
   >   
   >"Hazelnut?"   
   >   
   >"Just plain, black coffee please"   
   >   
   >"Vanilla?"   
   >   
   >"Just plain, black coffee"   
   >   
   >"Syrup?"   
   >   
   >"Syrup??? In fucking coffee??? Are you fucking totally mentalist??   
   >Just give me a fucking plain black coffee".   
      
   Do you always get your "amusing" anecdotes from third-rate Ben Elton   
   novels?   
      
   I'm willing to bet that you've NEVER had that conversation, except in   
   your own, tiny mind.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)