From: bern.boergeenreclame@planet.nl   
      
   "Sam"  schreef in bericht   
   news:13adk18dam0na19@corp.supernews.com...   
      
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   > Ah c'mon now B.B., you know as well as I do that all the BIP info you've   
   > "revealed" above has been common knowledge since the M15  Christmas party.   
      
   Great fun, wasn't it?   
      
   > Except, I have to admit, the bit about Neil having found a job. I don't   
   > recall being briefed on that.   
      
   Naughty boy, you had too much punch, remember? We have told Gethryn S. many   
   times how she should make punch, but she keeps misreading the instructions.   
   If you had paid attention, you would have known that Dr N. C. Fernandez is   
   now in the employment of Jordan Sage. To make life easier for Neil we have   
   told him that he is an associate of JS. It is obvious why we have told him   
   this: he freethinks that he is not part of a hierarchal organisation but   
   member of a group of people who think for themselves. He receives of course   
   a salary, but for obvious reasons we let him think that his domain selling   
   business is doing well. (Let's hope the Great Matimatician doesn't figure   
   out why his business generates exactly the same amount of money every   
   month.) Being more intelligent than the average brain surgeon, Neil got a   
   very important job. He has become a tester. JS kooks up a juicy conspiracy,   
   shows it to Neil and when the good Doctor says "yes", JS can sell his latest   
   hoax. JS is doing extremely well because Neil has approved 100% of his   
   creations.   
      
   >You wouldn't be having a leg-pull would you?   
      
   No, I haven't.   
      
   > Seems a bit far-fetched. In any case, I heard at the party that he was   
   > seeing his cranio-proctologist again so he may just be temporarily   
   > indisposed.   
      
   Yep, but when Neil found out that she isn't a "real" doctor but only an   
   expert in her field, he ran away shouting "quack, quack!". (Tab1 thought   
   that the hunting season had been opened early.) I had to accompany Neil to   
   Spinnhausen, Germany, where Dr Klaus Wagner resides. Neil was rather   
   disappointed that not one German he met, recognised the Marx quotes I taught   
   him (Gewalt ist die Hebamme der Revolution, Schalke besiegt Hertha usw.).   
   But he was pleased to see dear old Klaus again! Sadly Steve Reed couldn't   
   join us, but, as you know, the German authorities don't agree with the   
   results of his historical research. Klaus latest therapy consists of talking   
   to a looking-glass. The therapy hasn't been translated, so Neil has to learn   
   German first to benefit from Dr Wagner's latest discoveries.   
      
   > And while on the subject of the Christmas party, did you end up getting a   
   > lift home that night with that Monkton woman? You seemed pretty cosy from   
   > where Brenda Wells and I were sitting :-)   
      
   As you know I live in Amsterdam and therefore Rosa couldn't give me a lift   
   home. I spent the night at the Brazilian Embassy. Mrs Peru (codename) was on   
   the phone all night. Need I say more?   
      
   > I'll be interested to see how your "Fayed's escape" scenario unfolds.   
   > Agent   
   > ronwinn has been put on standby I believe, to throw in her usual   
   > MBOTTP-HCTB   
   > (Merc bounced off the thirteenth pillar - how can that be) red herring,   
   > and   
   > if my source is accurate we should see Rachael putting in a brief   
   > appearance   
   > to gleefully warn us that the truth will soon be revealed. But if it's   
   > true   
   > that Neil has finally found a proper job, he probably won't be involved in   
   > his usual capacity.   
      
   He will be sadly missed as will be Steve Reed, Kevin Warren, Kitty, Maxie,   
   Laura and the lot. But, who knows, maybe the will return to lambaste the   
   French authorities. Fayed is preparing the public for a nice round of   
   xenophobia.   
      
   > The hacking? Tell Neil I haven't done much at all lately - weather's been   
   > too inclement :-)   
      
   A true bananaist analyses the statement and concludes that your computer is   
   somewhere in the open air. Heck, one cannot hack without a computer! I'll   
   ask Q to send Neil and his mobile home Down Under to protect your computer.   
   Don't golf with him because, like his fellow Marxist Kim Il Jong, his golf   
   skills are superior to yours. (Recently Kim took up golfing and he got 11   
   holes in one. Neil is of course a truer Marxist, so 18 holes in one will be   
   on the agenda.)   
      
   Bernhard   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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