From: alanb@sonic.net   
      
   Well guys ...   
      
   Virginia wanted to know if Homosexuals go to Heaven .. and they can and   
   they do.   
      
   There are Homo's in Heaven right now.   
      
   You are born a Homo, you like men sex and are not interested in children   
   or women or animals ...   
      
   AND YOU REMAIN A VIRGIN ...   
      
   yeah ... Virginia, if you are a virgin homosexual who has had no sex   
   with men you go to heaven.  Homo's who have no sex with animals get into   
   Heaven.  Foxing Chickens is bad for the bottom line you know and the God   
   of Abraham has to watch the bottom line as who wants to buy a foxed up   
   chicken.   
      
   Sooooooo ...   
      
   No sin ... no problem.   
      
   If a man sucks cock on another man ... you are going to hell.   
      
   If a woman sucks cock on another man ... not a problem.   
      
   Soooo .. if you are a Homo ... and you get a Cross Dressing Woman to   
   look like a man .. and it is really a woman giving a homosexual a   
   Lewinsky then that is okey doaky.   
      
   You still go to heaven .. it is not a sin.   
      
   You are no longer a virgin Homosexual ... and it is   
      
   Icky yeah as they are not interested in women ...   
      
   evangelical unsavory yeah .. but not a sin.   
      
   How bout if a child gives a blow job to a homo or a straight man ...   
      
   still not a sin.   
      
   You go to Heaven at the end of the day.   
      
   So there is not to worry.   
      
   If you like .. fly the kids down to Brazil where you can legally have   
   sex with a 14 year old American girl and then fly her back to the USA to   
   have an abortion.   
      
   As they would kill her down in Brazil for the abortion .. the sex with   
   the child .. not a problem, it is not a sin.   
      
   Koolaid is down the kingdom hall on the right ...   
      
   thirsty any ...   
      
   don't take a left here ...   
      
   you would miss all the fun ...   
      
   vote for the frying pan, don't vote for the fire.   
      
   sumbuddie not making disup   
      
   :?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)