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   Alan B. Mac Farlane to All   
   'Line Of Duty' Wine Tours Business Start   
   06 Jun 12 07:55:07   
   
   From: abmac@dslextreme.com   
      
   Hey guys.   
      
   Noreen Evans will NOT sponsor any Dead Sheriff Highway Memorials as they   
   are not Catholic enough ...   
      
   who the fox is Deputy Trejo.   
      
   He died on his knees and his own Sheriff Issue Pump Shot Gun in his   
   mouth like he was a Catholic Altar Boy.   
      
   Okey .. no prejudice or favor here on my part .. he died a foxing hero   
   in the line of duty.   
      
   Sheriff 'Sunny Jim' Patray was our High Sheriff, no yellow streak in his   
   back that is for sure.  He was in hot pursuit down in San Francisco   
   knowing he was going into the Lion's mouth and he went any way.   
      
   We have to get petition signature and get other Senators to Sponsor his   
   award of a Dead Cop Intersection Memorial.   
      
   We have about 2,500 to build ( really slightly less then that, but   
   tomorrow there will be more I am sad to say; so I am rounding it off ).   
      
   Since these idiots in the Sheriff Association are doing their koolaid   
   drinking let us celebrate Death of a Messican ... I am opening a Wine   
   Tours business.   
      
   Rent a bus with a Designated Driver so we can drink in the back all we want.   
      
   Then go on Tour of Sonoma for all the Wine Tasting at all the grape   
   shops.  The Tourist can get Wine Production Bottles at $1 a bottle or   
   $12 for the case of very very good wine on these tours if they like.   
      
   We will have hot and cold munchies as well as ample water for the guest.   
      
   We be having an Irish Wake here ... celebrate their LIVES not their deaths.   
      
   Then a Sheriff Star Wreath made of Cardboard and Golden Panzies so it is   
   biodegradable on the road ... we want to leave it right where the Deputy   
   was killed.   
      
   In Trejo case by the Circle J Saddlery and Biker Bar leave it there and   
   toast a drink to a real hero.   
      
   Later on there will be a Sheriff Deputy Crap who crashes his Squad Car   
   on Bicentennial Drive on the way in to Shift Change.  He just changed   
   his Insurance Policy to drop his ex-wife and give it all to his daughter   
   as he was in a heated divorce custody dispute.  They say his ball joint   
   gave out in the patrol car but he T-Boned the concrete anyway and died   
   in the line of duty.   
      
   His ex-wife had to leave the county instead of driving by the Dead   
   Deputy Highway Memorial on her way to work every day.   
      
   As we people in Sonoma County just have to make Dead Deputy Intersection   
   Memorials for our hero guys ... well every one is a hero.   
      
   Every cop who dies in the line of duty .. male or female .. is a hero.   
      
   Every cop who dies in the line of duty gets an Intersection Memorial.   
      
   Deputy Deeds was stopping a rape in progress with two Sonoma County   
   girls in there ... and they had to see him get killed and their rapists   
   return to finish them off in the horror of that day.A   
      
   Well that is how Deputy Deeds and Sheriff Petray lived ...   
      
   I have to stop typing and cry ...   
      
   sumbuddie wear blind sea   
      
   :(   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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