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   From: 14@littleboxes.nl   
      
   "Ray Michael OKeeffe"  wrote in message   
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   > Signs from Heaven.   
   > What do signs from heaven look like?   
      
   the God missed the point on Signs, Rae, and gave up on the idea when Man   
   interpreted the Burning Bush as a instruction to set fire to trees.  you See   
   the biggest part of the probberlem is languadge, as quit clearley The God   
   doth NOT speak Inglish like hugh or me he speaks He Brew so onley peapel who   
   speak He Brew can unnderstand his signs.   
      
   forternately four Us we hafe George Bush and Ariel Sharon (whee, girls name)   
   who speak God-Talk flatulently and can TELL us what The Gods signs say.   
      
   > Are they in a name, in a number, in an event of significance?   
      
   ther ARE signs when you GET to hevean, Rae, and they Are a eaven simpler   
   than you or i Put together!  my Dear miss Keaff, you can HEAR them!  that's   
   WRIGHT - ALL the signs are audible so that eaven if you Can NOT read you   
   still know what The God wants hugh to do   
      
    it Is a Brillient idea the God had one day when he realised Semmaphore   
   wassent working on the Heveanly Blind Folk, so he took to shouting his   
   instructions through a red and while Cone a road accident victim had givven   
   Him.  he Thaught this was great, so he filled up heavean with audible Signs   
   and - amuzingly - choase to use the voice Of Majel Barret ...   
      
     the Rest, as they say, is Hosiery.   
      
   > What is the purpose of a sign from heaven?   
      
   this Is a bit of a soare point for The God, Rae.  as A omnipotent The God he   
   has the power to make Practical signs, like when Sombody is just about to   
   pull the trigger he Couldst pop up in front of the and say 'Oy, though shelt   
   NOT kill' or when a cleric is Calling for a JeeHard he couldst pop up in   
   front of Everbody and say 'Oy - thou Shelt NOT take my name in Vein' but he   
   DOESSENT.  he Has been TOLD to on sevveral ocassions but still fails to Miss   
   the Point.   
      
   > When the year 2000 was coming up, the decades before had many predicting   
   the   
   > second coming of Jesus Christ at around that time. There was also the y2k   
   > bug to add to the potential chaos that could occur.   
      
   yes but the YK2 bug was just a load of Phooey made up by greedy Men who   
   wanted to create a ficticius fear for thear own purposes ...  o, Hang On   
   ....   
      
   > Fear gripped people in   
   > many ways, from the Second Coming, to Technology failing with power   
   failures   
   > to aircraft falling out of the sky.   
   > Jesus and God once again took a back seat.   
      
   they Wouldst have been safer near the Front, Rae, as most fatalities happen   
   in the REAR of the aircraft.  but Then again The God wouldst NOT hafe   
   knowethed that as he Is NOT used to flying.   
      
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