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   "A"  wrote in message   
   news:WZGdnf7lUcAfjUffRVn-rw@adelphia.com...   
   > I heard he's been sighted in a gas station   
   > somewhere near Graceland.   
   >   
   > Ed Conrad wrote:   
   > > <   
   > > Jumpin' Jesus!   
   > > <   
   > > Apparently, the Gospels don't even have Jesus Christ's name   
   > > right (actually it was Jmmanuel) and,  much more importantly,   
   > > he NEVER ONCE claimed to be the Son of God.   
   > > <   
   > > Also, the original Bible was NOT written by either Matthew, Mark,   
   > > Luke or John but by Judas Iscariot, who DID NOT betray "Jesus,"   
   > > then commit suicide. The betrayer actually was a man with   
   > > a similiar-sounding name.   
   > > <   
   > > See, "Jesus" DID NOT die on the cross and, in fact, lived into his   
   > > 90s, having married while in his 40s and raising a family. And Judas   
   > > Iscariot remained his faithful companion for decades after   
   > > the crucifixion, transcribing Jmmanuel's travels to India and   
   > > his many years of preaching there.   
   > > <   
   > > Truth or Fiction? All you need do is be true to yourself and compare   
   > > what's written in the Gospels with scrolls that Billy Meier had found   
   > > in a cave near Jerusalem in 1963, now known as the Talmud of   
   > > Jmmanuel written by Judas Iscariot.   
   > > <   
   > > Meier was directed to the parchments -- encased in tree resin --   
   > > by Extraterrestrials who originally had made their presence known   
   > > to him when he was only five years old, some 63 years ago, with   
   > > regular visitations continuing over all these years.   
   > > <   
   > > As Dietmar Rothe, a scholar who studied the ancient scrolls, writes:   
   > > "The Talmud of Jmmanuel makes it clear that our genetic roots lie   
   > > in the cosmos, and that there are other human populations scattered   
   > > throughout the galaxy.   
   > > <   
   > > "Extraterrestrial beings have monitored and guided Earth humanity's   
   > > evolution for millions of years. We need to accept this 'alien'   
   > > presence and extract meaning and value from this for our own   
   > > spiritual growth.   
   > > <   
   > > "Only ignorant people with an impoverished consciousness   
   > > will keep asking: 'Is there intelligent life out there?'  In truth,   
   > > the entire universe is alive and intelligent because the infinitely   
   > > intelligent Creation spirit maintains everything that exists within   
   > > its consciousness."   
   > > <   
      
      
   The above in incontrovertible truth!  And it's about time someone with   
   incontrovertible credentials had the incontrovertible courage to point it   
   out incontrovertibly--with astounding URLs to *prove it.   
      
   Is this a great newsgroup or wot?   
      
   Why, just yesterday I was talking to my trash pickup guys, the Rodriquez   
   brothers, Juan, Jose and Jesus; and I asked Jesus why he didn't spell his   
   name correctly as "Jmmanuel".  He explained that he already had two older   
   brothers named Manuel and Jim.  "It would just be too confusing," he said.   
      
   Simplicity is always simpler.   
      
   --Yankee Viejo   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)