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   From: Ike@SHAEF.NET   
      
   winnard wrote:   
      
   > "Jay Furr"  wrote in message   
   > news:Xns97CCF3FD0481Dpennstatesux@216.168.3.44...   
   >   
   >>"winnard" <8track1@cox.net> wrote in news:xNQcg.113654$5Z.102767   
   >>@dukeread02:   
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   >>   
   >>>"Jay Furr"  wrote in message   
   >>>news:Xns97CCEB70BDBB1pennstatesux@216.168.3.44...   
   >>>   
   >>>>"winnard" <8track1@cox.net> wrote in   
   >>>>news:bWPcg.113649$5Z.39059@dukeread02:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> My daughter got her learners permit last week.  I tossed her the   
   >   
   > keys   
   >   
   >>>>> as we   
   >>>>>left the license place, and lo an behold, 3/4 of a mile later someone   
   >>>>>pulls out in front of her and we nearly die.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Next time you die, could you find Bear Bryant and punch him right in   
   >   
   > the   
   >   
   >>>>nose for us all?   
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   >>>   
   >>> TMML.  He'll be around number 671 on my list of punchees.   
   >>   
   >>Out of morbid curiousity (hee), I ask: who are punchees 1 through 5?   
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   >   
   >   
   >  1) Timothy McVeigh   
   >  2) Hitler   
   >  3) Kurt Kobain   
   >  4) Rush Limbaugh (is he dead yet?)   
   >  5) Any of the Marx Brothers.   
      
   Stalin gets a pass, and you're worried about a talk show host and Harpo Marx.   
      
   Shear Genus.   
      
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